Seinfeld (TV Series)
The Fusilli Jerry (1995)
Estelle Harris: Estelle Costanza
Quotes
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Estelle Costanza : Where have you been? You were supposed to fix the stove! I've been waiting for hours!
Frank Costanza : I fell on some Fusilli
Estelle Costanza : Fusilli?
Frank Costanza : You know, the corkscrew pasta. It was a Fusilli Jerry. It got stuck in me. Had to go to the proctologist.
Estelle Costanza : The proctologist? Are you okay?
Frank Costanza : Yeah.
Estelle Costanza : Oh, I was so worried.
[grabs a couple of tissues from the box]
George Costanza : Ma, don't cry!
Estelle Costanza : Oh, I can't help it!
George Costanza : Ma, your eyes!
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Estelle Costanza : Well, I'm out there, George.
George Costanza : No, you're not out there.
Estelle Costanza : I am, too!
George Costanza : You're not out there! You can't be, because I am out there. And if I see you out there, there's not enough voltage in this world to electroshock me back into coherence!
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Frank Costanza : Getting an eye job like some Manhattanite, huh?
Estelle Costanza : Well, it's already working. Kramer made a pass at me.
Frank Costanza : Kramer made a pass at you? You're crazy.
Estelle Costanza : I'm not crazy. He stopped short and made a grab.
Frank Costanza : He stopped short? That's my move. I'm gonna kill him!