Kramer gets new license plates, but a DMV screw-up gives him a new vanity license plate - "ASSMAN". George's mom gets plastic surgery. Kramer makes pasta sculptures of his friends, and makes one out of Jerry using Fusilli pasta. Jerry tells Puddy about his "move", which he proceeds to use on Elaine. He also tells George, but George screws it up, and his girlfriend gets freaked out when he uses crib notes. Kramer finally tracks down the Ass Man when Frank falls on the Fusilli Jerry and they have to take him to a proctologist.
Did You Know?
In the years following the initial broadcast, some motorists actually have submitted applications to the Motor Vehicle Bureau to have ASSMAN registered as a vanity plate slogan. The applications for ASSMAN vanity plates are often rejected as a result of the slogan's sexual and vulgar connotations. Since 1995, ASSMAN ranks among the top vanity plate slogan rejections worldwide. See more
At the beginning of the episode Jerry (Jerry Seinfeld
) complains that David Puddy (Patrick Warburton
) is his friend so therefore should have checked with Jerry if it was ok to ask Elaine (Julia Louis-Dreyfus
) out. Throughout the rest of the series however, there is no evidence that Puddy and Jerry know each other other than through Elaine. See more
[while on his way to confront Kramer for making a pass at his wife, he spot's Kramer's ASSMAN vanity license plate and immediately becomes embroiled in rage
ASSMAN? I'll give him ASSMAN!
Seinfeld Theme Song
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