Kramer gets new license plates, but a DMV screw-up gives him a new vanity license plate - "ASS MAN". George's mom gets plastic surgery. Kramer makes pasta sculptures of his friends, and makes one out of Jerry using Fusilli pasta. Jerry tells Puddy about his "move", which he proceeds to use on Elaine. He also tells George, but George screws it up, and his girlfriend gets freaked out when he uses crib notes. Kramer finally tracks down the Ass Man when Frank falls on the Fusilli Jerry and they have to take him to a proctologist. Written by
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When Kramer goes to the motor vehicle place to get his new plates,he gets them & takes the Assman plate out of the envelope. Even though he got the wrong plates, in the state of New York, you need two plates on your car. One for the front & back of your car. See more
[while on his way to confront Kramer for making a pass at his wife, he spot's Kramer's ASSMAN vanity license plate and immediately becomes embroiled in rage
ASSMAN? I'll give him ASSMAN!
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