M*A*S*H (TV Series)
The Smell of Music (1978)
Loretta Swit: Maj. Margaret 'Hot Lips' Houlihan
Quotes
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Major Margaret Houlihan : I'm going to the garbage dump for a breath of fresh air.
Hawkeye : Oh, you'll love it. The bluebottle flies are gorgeous this time of year.
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Major Margaret Houlihan : Captains Pierce and Hunnicut, take a shower, you dirty stinkers.
Captain B.J. Hunnicut : I take umbrage at that.
Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce : I used to take umbrage, but it gave me morning sickness.
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Major Margaret Houlihan : None of this would have happened if it weren't for your sawed-off tuba.