M*A*S*H (TV Series)

No Laughing Matter (1981)

Jamie Farr: Cpl. Maxwell Q. Klinger

Quotes 

• Klinger : Major, look at the big picture. If you're smart, the only physical thing you'll greet Colonel Baldwin with is a handshake. This situation calls for tact, diplomacy, and sucking up.

  Charles : Suck up? A Winchester?

  Klinger : Remember: to grow a beautiful rose, sometimes you've gotta shovel a lotta manure.

  Charles : Why am I listening to this interminable drivel when there is a perfect murder to be planned?