Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV Series)
Graduation Day: Part 1 (1999)
Nicholas Brendon: Xander Harris
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Quotes
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Anya : Men like sports. I'm sure of it.
Xander Harris : Yes, men like sports. Men watch the action movie. They eat of the beef and they enjoy to look at the bosoms. A thousand years of avenging our wrongs and that's all you've learned?
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Xander Harris : The mayor is gonna kill us all during graduation.
Cordelia Chase : Oh. Are you gonna go to fifth period?
Xander Harris : I'm thinking I might skip it.
Cordelia Chase : Yeah, me, too.
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Xander Harris : Both what?
Buffy Summers : Go to graduation and fight the mayor.
Xander Harris : The mayor...? What, you guys didn't hear?
Buffy Summers : Hear what?
Xander Harris : Guess who our commencement speaker is?
Willow Rosenberg : Siegfried?
Xander Harris : No.
Willow Rosenberg : Roy?
Xander Harris : No.
Willow Rosenberg : One of the tigers?
Xander Harris : Come out of the fantasy, Wil.
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Anya : You're going to die if you stay here.
Xander Harris : I guess I might.
Anya : When I think that something could happen to you, it feels *bad* inside, like I might vomit.
Xander Harris : Welcome to the world of romance.
Anya : It's horrible! No wonder I used to get so much work.
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Xander Harris : Come on, guys. The suspense is killing Angel.
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[Giles opens a book to a page of the mayor's demon form]
Xander Harris : Hey...
[Xander opens a fold-out a couple of times]
Xander Harris : ...we're going to need a bigger boat.
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[first lines]
Cordelia Chase : I can't believe this loser look. I lobbied so hard for the teal. No one ever listens to me, lone fashionable wolf.
Xander Harris : I like the maroon. Has more dignity.
Cordelia Chase : Dignity? You? In relation to clothes? I'm awash in a sea of confusion.
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Xander Harris : There is no way I'm getting out of this school alive.
Cordelia Chase : Well, you've really mastered the power of positive giving up.
Xander Harris : I've been lucky too many times. My number's coming up. And I was short! One more rotation, and I'm shipping stateside. You know what I mean?
Cordelia Chase : Seldom if ever.