Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV Series)
First Date (2003)
Michelle Trachtenberg: Dawn Summers
Quotes
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Willow Rosenberg : No, it's a text message. Oh, it's from Xander. It's one of our signals.
Amanda : Signals?
Willow Rosenberg : Yeah, the system we set up a while back. Like codes. Uh, this one's either, "I just got lucky. Don't call me for a while," or "My date's a demon who's trying to kill me."
Kennedy : You don't remember which?
Willow Rosenberg : It was a long time ago.
Dawn Summers : Well, if we play the percentages...
Rupert Giles : Something's eating Xander's head.
Anya : Say, that's gratifying.
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[Buffy, Spike and Xander enter the house to find the Scoobies waiting up for them. Xander's shirt is wrapped around his waist as a surrogate bandage]
Willow Rosenberg : What happened?
Xander Harris : What do you think happened? Another demon woman was attracted to me. I'm going gay. I've decided I'm turning gay. Willow, gay me up. Come on. Let's gay.
Willow Rosenberg : What?
Xander Harris : You heard me. Just tell me what to do. I-I'm mentally undressing Scott Bakula right now. That's a start, isn't it?
Andrew Wells : [sighs] Captain Archer...
Xander Harris : Come on. Let's get this gay show on the gay road. Help me out here.
Buffy Summers : What if you just start attracting male demons?
Dawn Summers : [chuckles] Clem always liked you.
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Rupert Giles : Those are flash cards. I-I made them to facilitate her training. Chao-Ahn never had a Watcher. With the-the language problem...
Willow Rosenberg : You showed her these?
Rupert Giles : I wanted her to understand the seriousness of her situation.
Dawn Summers : Holy crap!
[Dawn holds up drawing of a woman ripped in half]
Rupert Giles : Perhaps I'll rethink the approach.