Angel (TV Series)

Spin the Bottle (2002)

Andy Hallett: Lorne

Quotes 

• Wesley Wyndam-Pryce : [Walks in while Fred and Lorne are speaking Pylean]  Did I miss the spell? Did English go away?

  Lorne : No, it's Pylean, crumpet. I said, "I may be prepared to shout a joyful chant."

  Fred : And I said, "May your words please the gods."

  Lorne : [Cut to Lorne's narration to the audience]  OK, first of all, she didn't say, "May your words please the gods," so much as "May you orally please the gods," which is a slight... inflection's very crucial in our-oh, God bless her, it's always nice to hear the mother tongue-as long as it's not from my mother!

• Lorne : [after the show has returned from commercial break]  Well, those were some exciting products, am I right? Let's all think about buying some of those.

• Lorne : [Telling Cordelia about a spell that will restore her memory]  Trust me, sweetness. There *no way* this can go wrong.

  Lorne : [narrating to the audience]  So I'm an idiot. What are you, perfect?