Good Luck Chuck (2007)
Dan Fogler: Stu
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Quotes
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Stu : [Charlie wants Stu to change his looks through plastic surgery] Chuck, take a look around man. I mean, I can give you tits. You want tits?
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Stu : If you were a hamburger at McDonald's, I'd name you my McBeautiful Titty Sandwich with titties on top.
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Charlie : Stu, Cam. Cam, Stu
Stu : It's actually *Doctor* Stu. I'm a reconstructive surgeon. If anyone has an accident or was born with a deformity, I'm there to help.
Charlie : And by "deformity" he means small breasts.
Stu : He's just jealous because he has to clean plaque all day long while I'm out making the world a better place.
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Stu : I'd suck a fart out her asshole and hold it like a bong hit.
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Stu : I jerk off to her mammograms.
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Stu : You remember Lara? Lara stepped out of heaven - and into my office to correct a "condition." She's got polymastia. Has more than two boobs. Isn't that perfect for me?
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Charlie : I've got to put the curse to the test. Where is she?
Stu : She's beached over there next to the giant garbage bag full of doughnut holes. Eleanor Skepple. She's angry, rude, and she smells bad. In addition to back acne, she's got front acne and side acne. You see that glass of water there? She keeps her teeth in that glass.
Charlie : So you're saying she's single.
Stu : She's your best bet, man. You sink the soldier all you want. This chick ain't never getting married. If she was the last woman on the face of the earth, humanity would come to a screeching halt.
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Stu : What is it that all women want? To get married, raise crib midgets.