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Natalie Morris | ... | |
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| Tseng Chang | ... |
Karaoke Singer
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Wedding D.J.
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| Chiara Zanni | ... |
Bride
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| Benjamin Ayres | ... |
Groomsman
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Dirty Talker
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Early thirty-something dentist Dr. Charlie Logan has never experienced true love, despite having had a number of girlfriends over the years. After an announcement by one of his ex-girlfriends as such at her wedding, Charlie gets a reputation as being a good luck charm. Every woman he has slept with has met and married her dream man immediately following. He is encouraged to exploit this reputation by his long time best friend, Dr. Stu Klaminsky, a sex obsessed, sex starved schlub who became a plastic surgeon just so that he could masturbate over the sight of women's breasts. Charlie doesn't want to be solely a stepping stone for women, which is how they end up treating him once he gains this reputation as a lucky charm, but rather one's true love. He believes the woman of his dreams is accident-prone Cam Wexler, who works as the penguin caretaker at the aquarium. Cam initially doesn't want to date Charlie because of his reputation as a one-night stand type of guy. Charlie in turn ... Written by Huggo
*** BEWARE - SPOILERS*** There's a scene in the movie where Chuck showers, scrubbing his nether-regions with a scrub brush and cleanser, after having sex with an acned, obese woman. That's pretty much what I felt like doing after watching this movie.
My husband and I rented this last night on pay per view, thinking it was a lighthearted romantic comedy with Jessica Alba featured as a klutzy, but lovable girl. What it turned out to be was soft porn-fest suited for teenaged frat boys than a 'couples movie'. There were boobs, boobs and MORE boobs, Dane Cook portrayed having sex every which way with numerous woman (all shown at once in a 'Brady Bunch' intro 'tic tac toe' format because showing him having sex with only two girls to get the point of the movie across just wasn't enough). I mean, the movie opened with a topless girl giving him oral sex on the beach! The sidekick, though hilarious comedic timing, had some of the skeeviest dialogue. When Alba's character spills a burning candle on Dane's character during a wedding scene and the melted wax hardens on his pants, the sidekick friend (Stu) proclaims that it looks like male ejaculate, however he used the slang term. ICK, did I really need to hear that?? Oh, lets see....the sidekick masturbates into a grapefruit while stimulating his anus with a vegetable scrubbie (I am NOT kidding!), a woman with 3 boobs, the sidekick, who's a plastic surgeon, calling Cook's character into the exam room to check the symmetry of a patient's boob job (which absolutely violates doctor-patient privacy laws), countless euphanisms for sex and even more for the female genetalia, and a VERY disturbing ending showing Dane performing oral sex on a stuffed penguin. I don't know why, but that just disturbed the bejesus out of me. After 11 years of marriage, I have never been more uncomfortable around my husband after I move as I was after this one. I could go on, but I would need a shower after I'm done reliving the skankiness of that movie.
Ms. Alba (who was adorkable in the movie) should crawl under a rock to have associated with this movie. And, to the reviewer who commented about Dane's pocked face - WORD! How is this guy a leading man? He's positively FOUL.
This movie was absolutely gross. It made American Pie look like a Jane Austen novel. I swear! Unless you're an uber-horny guy looking for something to circle jerk with your friends to, rent this. Other than than, skip it. Run. For your life!