Faerie Tale Theatre (TV Series)
Princess and the Pea (1984)
Tim Kazurinsky: Fool, Museum Guard
Quotes
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Prince Richard : I need something soft and gentle and loving... a little dog or a hamster.
The Fool : Now-now, Richie... .
Prince Richard : Yes, you see, if I had a hamster, I could teach it clever tricks like... .
The Fool : No no no, I think what you're talking about is a wife.
Prince Richard : A wife?
The Fool : Yeah.
Prince Richard : Would that be better than a hamster?
The Fool : Much.
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Princess Alecia : You could have backed me up!
The Fool : A Fool who meddles is soon unemployed, if you get my drift.
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[repeated line]
Museum Guard : Don't touch the glass!