A bored prince realizes he would like a wife. His mother searches through all the kingdoms far and wide for a "suitable" princess. In the meantime, a charming and witty young lady, who claims to be a princess, shows up at the castle doorstep with a sprained ankle and is shown hospitality by the prince and his best friend the Fool. Written by
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Why can't I find a woman who's... who's kind, and gentle and understanding?
And *fun*, Richard, and fun.
And fun. Someone who's... who's... Well, just like you. Oh, I say.
Version of Once Upon a Mattress