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Amusing porn comedy, almost a winner
lor_10 December 2010
I like Walt Davis's body of porn films (especially SUBSTITUTION), which evidence a true comic talent wasted (perhaps) in a gutter medium. "DOLL" exemplifies the clash between trying to entertain an audience and simultaneously pander to that audience's avowed prurient interests.

A useful comparison would be with the East Coast's clown prince of porn, Shaun Costello. Whereas Shaun cranked out dozens of these improvised dirty comedies with a kind of careless nonchalance, one senses that Walt is more ambitious, trying to achieve some level of "quality". Who's to say which approach is correct?

The odd gimmick here, one which Costello never indulged in, is to recruit a familiar cast of hardcore performers and have them staged and photographed in strictly softcore content. There's no danger of explicit penetration or a money shot appearing on screen, but like several of Joe Sarno's self-touted exercises, it appears the actors are actually "getting it on" at times, even though we're not allowed to see it. Davis scrupulously avoids any closeups during the sex scenes, relying upon unedited (read: CHEAP), real-time theatrical stagings and aloof camera, but one keeps expecting a XXX payoff. Like most porn, this movie could easily have been spiced up by post-production (or even years later) addition of hardcore insert closeups, but the SWV DVD-R reissue plays integrally as 100% soft.

"DOLL" is a showcase for Cleo O'Hara, a porn actress who was only given a chance to shine in several of Davis's films. She plays over-the-hill Hollywood actress Gaye Ramon, now giving acting lessons out of her home (alleged by the SWV notes to be Davis's actual home). With her lipstick smeared unattractively throughout the film, she is clearly less a Gloria Swanson (SUNSET BLVD.) or Bette Davis (BABY JANE) than a Sylvia Miles, fresh from Morrissey's classic HEAT. I saw Miles on stage in "It's Me, Sylvia" during the '80s, and that one-woman play is also in exactly the same vein as "DOLL".

O'Hara's improvised dialog is extremely well done, and the film suffers (and falls to earth with a thud) whenever she isn't on screen camping it up and dominating the frame. Davis's conceit here is that she isn't merely another self-deluded diva bitter about aging and falling from starry heights of yesteryear, but frankly an admitted whore, constantly proud of her former status as "the best c**ksucker in Hollywood". The subtext that resonated with me was obvious but effective: both O'Hara and Davis are talents who clearly never got even a remote chance to strut their stuff in a "real" Hollywood movie. I would have loved to see them do a semi-straight biopic on Tallulah Bankhead, for example.

Another talented comedian is on display, Keith Erickson as director Rodney Lecoq. With a truly phony wig hiding his famously receding hairline, Erickson camps it up in Taylor Mead fashion, and proves a great foil for Cleo. At one point he reveals a huge erection on camera, the closest to hardcore for "DOLL".

The rest of the cast seems hamstrung by the softcore structure, causing one to infer that the film would have been better simply shot hardcore. Sandy Carey is virtually unrecognizable in a red wig, upstaged by pal Andy Bellamy's big, pointy breasts sticking out, while the team of lovely Jill Sweete and boy friend Billy Lane are extremely dull when left adrift to ad lib consistently boring, ho-hum conversation. In a real film their desultory scenes would be dropped, and Lane would probably have been replaced altogether, given that his scenes opposite Cleo are completely carried by her (he's a blank).

Ultimately, burdened with a boring non-ending of the "life goes on" variety, "DOLL" emerges as a coulda, shoulda been a contender. Alongside Davis's notorious horror/porn THE DEMON IN MISS JONES, it's still in search of its cult.
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8/10
Amusing lowbrow satire on the sleazy side of show business
Woodyanders17 March 2014
Warning: Spoilers
Over the hill film starlet Gaye Roman (robustly overplayed with deliciously unrestrained hammy brio by Cleo O'Hara) lounges around her rundown Hollywood home and ekes out a living by coercing innocent young to take her carnal acting courses (i.e., she tricks them into having sex with her). Meanwhile, smarmy photographer Rodney Laroq (a zesty portrayal by Keith Erikson) manipulates lovely and naive hippie girls into doing revealing poses for him. Writer/director Walt Davis astutely nails the grubby, yet still oddly compelling tawdriness of the seamy underbelly of show business and presents a decidedly foul portrait of how those who are washed up in the industry still manage to keep themselves afloat by preying on any callow young folks who are eager to break into the business. While it's anything but pretty, this movie still rates as quite funny and enjoyable thanks to the inspired and entertaining histrionics of O'Hara and Erikson. O'Hara in particular has a field day with her juicy lead role as she masturbates with a banana, does the deed with a strapping young buck on her couch, and writes a memoir in which she openly admits that she was a complete slut back in her heyday. Familiar 70's skinflick regulars Sandy Carey and Andy Bellamy appear as a couple of hopelessly untalented ladies who audition for Roman by singing a terrible song. Alex Elliot contributes a memorably wacky performance as a raunchy rapist robber who forces Roman and the two ladies to get busy with him. Manny White's rough cinematography provides a suitably ratty'n'tatty look and boasts several neat overlapping visuals. The nicely varied score alternates between jaunty ragtime and groovy saxophone blasting R&B. A real hoot.
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Decent Softcore Comedy
Michael_Elliott1 March 2017
Oh! You Beautiful 'Doll' (1973)

** 1/2 (out of 4)

The title refers to Cleo O'Hara who plays a former actress who basically makes "money" by men who show up at her house looking for acting rehearsals. What the actress really wants is sex and she usually works her way into getting some.

OH! YOU BEAUTIFUL 'DOLL' comes from director Walt Davis and if you're familiar with his work then you already know that he creates some rather weird films. This one here is basically a softcore mix of SUNSET BOULEVARD and the weirdness of a John Waters picture. I can't help but somewhat think of PINK FLAMINGOS and how Waters tried to show off trashy people. That's what we basically get here with O'Hara's character being just as strange as anyone in that film.

For the most part this is a comic spin on the types that show up in Hollywood to become stars but more times than not are used for sex. The film offers up some fairly funny sequences throughout its short 60-minute running time including the first "subject" who shows up at the house and is quickly forced into sex. For the most part I thought O'Hara was fun in the role as she certainly chews up the scenes and spits out everyone she comes in contact with.
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