Sun, Feb 15, 1998
Virgin Tiffany wakes up on 'the morning after' bound and gagged, she has no recollection about what might have happened after accidentally having eaten a single rum ball, because with her low body-weight, she was technically drunk, and now goes on a quest to know what might be the awful truth.
Sun, May 3, 1998
Planting hydrangea bushes, Tiffany dug up an old box in the garden, and an old journal causes the gang to reminisce about having alternate lives during the days of the Old Wild West. Jack's a barkeep, Ryan's the Sheriff, Jennie's a madam and Ross is handicapped, but with Tiffany dancing the can-can, what else matters?
Sun, May 10, 1998
An installment with frankly honest advertising. It's title reveals that it is a mishmash of previous episodes. Ross has the whole family - except Jennie, of course - housebound watching the movie he made with French luminary Roman Polanski (!) and everybody's thinking about happier, or somewhat happier, times. For Ryan, it's Lightning Boy, for Tiffany, thinking about what to wear, and for Jack, times with Jennie, when he still had her around.
Sun, Sep 20, 1998
How far would Tiffany go to get an easy A? Brains won't help, for new teacher Mr. Studebaker demands his household chores done in exchange for the one precious A he'd award this year. Hell, no, we won't go. Watch out, though, for rival Barbara is ready to jump as he dictates. So... But if sucking up to teacher means taking care of his constipated kitty, that's the last straw.
Sun, Oct 4, 1998
Tiffany has yet another boyfriend. A sensitive type, with finer tastes, who wants to tag along to go see, wait for it, The Bridges Of Madison County. No, he's not gay, just the answer to Tiffany's dreams. But a fat lot of good he turns out to be in the theater where louts are heckling the movie and tossing popcorn at the audience. Ryan, surprisingly, turns out to be a hero when he stands up to be a man - but, of course, gets knocked down. Up to our heroine to solve the matter her way.
Sun, Oct 11, 1998
What is the appeal of European men? Tiffany loses her heart to a French exchange student, and Ryan hits it big with the ladies when he assumes a German disguise, even though he gets mistaken as the Planters' Peanuts logo. But Tiffany's heartthrob soon turns out to be a ten, twenty-timing rat copying her love letter to him, stealing her words to send them out to every hot chick at Northridge. Including Barbara. Who falls in love with those words. And now sees Tiffany in a different light.
Sun, Oct 25, 1998
Back in 1988, mischievous little Ryan played a trick on his little sister Tiffany, and trapped her inside the closet. And announced that she was now at the mercy of the Closet Monster. Thus scarring her for life, forever afraid of that looming dark closet. Now, ten years later, it's payback time. Tiffany will have her revenge.
Sun, Nov 1, 1998
Much to his chagrin, Ross' IQ is revealed to be just average. Having already said "So long, suckers!" to everybody else back at school, he takes this news very hard. It's up to Ryan and Jack to explain to him that being mediocre had its distinct advantages. Less trips to the psychiatrists. And Mr. Floppy becomes a televangelist. Now the duped faithful has a place to send their hard-earned dollars.
Sun, Nov 8, 1998
Tiffany's always had an exemplary scholastic record, but not so when it came to sport. But she finds an obscure sport at which she is sure to excel. In the absence of any other competitors, that is. The ancient art of fencing. Alas, turns out Barbara's secret pastime sets her up to be Tiffany's nemesis.
Sun, Nov 15, 1998
Jack misses the love of his life, gone for three months already. No, not Jenny. Of course not. With the bill for cable TV unpaid, that's gone out of the door as well. So, now it's up to Tiffany and Ryan to appear on an inane TV quiz show with a thousand dollar cash prize to bring back cable. No, better still, satellite dish.
Sun, Nov 22, 1998
Star reporter Tiffany on the trail of a scoop. Theres an ex-Nazi living somewhere in Van Nuys. And his grandson might be attending Northridge. And on a selfless do-gooding kick, despite being warned against it, Tiffany tries to help out uber-nerd Elliott at the school paper. But ends up getting sued for sexual harassment.