The Goonies (1985)
Corey Feldman: Mouth
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Quotes
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[Mouth is "translating" Mrs. Walsh's instructions for Rosalita]
Irene Walsh : Pants and shirts go in the second. Just... just throw them all into cardboard boxes. Clark, can you translate all that?
Mouth : For sure, Mrs. Walsh.
Mouth : [in Spanish] The marijuana goes in the top drawer. The cocaine and speed go in the second drawer. And the heroin goes in the bottom drawer. Always separate the drugs.
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Irene Walsh : Now, Rosalita, this is the attic. Mr. Walsh doesn't like anybody up here, ever. I guess that's why it's always open.
Mouth : [in Spanish] Translation - never go up there. It's filled with Mr. Walsh's *sexual torture devices*.
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[Data comes flying into the house knocking over everyone]
Chunk : [saves the statue of Michaelangelo's David] Hey! I bet you guys thought I was going to drop it huh? I know you would think that from good ol' Chunk.
[Chunk places the statue on the table, but it falls off]
Brandon Walsh : You idiot!
Mikey : Oh, my god!
[Mikey runs over to pick up the statue and hold the breathalizer in his mouth]
Chunk : [examines the statue] Look, look! It's not broken. It's perfect! Ha ha!
Mikey : [sees that the statue's penis has broken off] Oh, my GOD! That's my mom's most favorite piece!
[Mikey tries to put the penis back on]
Chunk : Oh, my god.
Mouth : You wouldn't be here if it wasn't.
Mikey : Shut up, Mouth!
Brandon Walsh : Shut up, Mouth.
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Irene Walsh : [to Rosalita] This is my supply closet. You'll find everything you need - brooms, dust pans, insect spray... I would really like the house clean when they tear it down. Clark, can you translate?
Mouth : ["translating" to Rosalita] If you do a bad job you'll be locked in here with the cockroaches for two weeks without food or water.
Irene Walsh : [to Rosalita] Okay Rosie? Okay? You're gonna be very happy here.
[to Mouth]
Irene Walsh : Come on Clark, we've got much more to do. You are so fluent in Spanish.
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Richard 'Data' Wang : Hey I've got a great idea you guys! Slick shoes!
Mikey , Mouth : [together] Slick shoes? ARE YOU CRAZY?
Andy : DATA!
Francis Fratelli : [Jake tries to push Francis over the log] DON'T PUSH JAKE!
Jake Fratelli : I'm not pushing Francis now hurry up!
[Francis slips and falls on his crotch]
Mama Fratelli : Francis sweetheart are you okay?
Francis Fratelli : [High pitched voice] NOOOOOOO!
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Brandon Walsh : [Rosalita screaming in spanish] What's she saying Mouth? Translate.
Mouth : No pen. No write. No sign!
Mikey : No, Dad. Don't sign it!
[Rosalita runs over to Mrs Walsh and pulls out her hand and empties Mikey's marble bag]
Mikey : Dad! Dad! It's my marble bag. The Fratelis forgot to check it. I emptied out all of my marbles and put the jewels in. We don't have to leave the boon docks!
Irving Walsh : [ripping up the foreclosure document] They'll be no more signing today or ever again.
[cheering]
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Chunk : Listen, okay? You guys'll never believe me. There was two cop cars, okay? And they were chasing this four-wheel deal, this real neat ORV, and there were bullets flying all over the place. It was the most amazing thing I ever saw!
Mikey : More amazing than the time Michael Jackson come over to your house to use the bathroom.
Brandon Walsh : More amazing than the time you saved those old people from that nursing home fire, right?
Mouth : Yeah, and I bet it was even more amazing than the time you ate your weight in Godfather's pizza, right?
Chunk : Okay, Brand. Michael Jackson didn't come over to my house to use the bathroom. But his sister did.
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[the Goonies are collecting coins from a wishing well]
Stef : Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, stop, stop! You can't do this.
Data : Why?
Mikey : Why?
Stef : Because these are somebody else's wishes. They're somebody else's dreams.
Mouth : Yeah, but you know what? This one, this one right here. This was my dream, my wish. And it didn't come true. So I'm taking it back. I'm taking them all back.
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Mama Fratelli : You're so quiet all of a sudden you're the one they call "Mouth" aren't you?
Mouth : [nods no] Mmm mm!
Mama Fratelli : [proceeds to pull a very long pearl necklace out of Mouth's mouth while Francis ties Andy's hands] Oh my god! OH MY GOD! Is that all?
Mouth : [mumbles] Mmm hmm.
[Mama Frateli smacks Mouth on the back of his head and he spits out the rest of his share of the jewels]
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Mouth : Is this supposed to be water?
Mama Fratelli : It's wet, ain't it? Drink it!
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Data : Hey any of you guys ever hear of Detroit?
Mikey : No.
Mouth : Sointenly! Where Motown started. It's also got the highest murder rate in the country.
Data : Well, let me tell you what. That's where we're going when we lose the house tomorrow.
Mikey : You shut up about that stuff, it'll never happen. My dad will fix it.
Brandon Walsh : Yeah sure he will. If he gets his next 400 paychecks by tommorrow afternoon.
Mikey : That's wrong Brand! It won't happen.
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Mama Fratelli : Four waters. Is that all?
[Mikey, Chunk, Data and Mouth nodded]
Mouth : No! I want the veal scalopini.
Mikey : [whispers] Shut up Mouth.
Mouth : I want a good fettucini alfredo. I want a bottle of fettucine, a 1981.
[Mouth makes a kissing sound with his fingers]
Mama Fratelli : [grabs Mouth by the chin] The only thing we serve is tongue.
[Mouth enters his tongue, she uses the pocket knife, three boys shocked and covers their mouths]
Mama Fratelli : Do you boys like tongue?
[Mikey, Data and Chunk shook their heads, she laughs and puts his pocket knife away]
Mama Fratelli : That's all?
Mouth : Yeah, yeah.
Mama Fratelli : Sit down!
[Four boys are trying to sit down. But, Chunk falls off the chair]
Mouth : Are you all right, Chunk?
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Richard 'Data' Wang : I'm setting booty traps.
Mouth : Booby traps.
Richard 'Data' Wang : That's what I said!
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[Chunk drinks from a water cooler while the others try to figure out how to get through the floor]
Mouth : I've got an idea. Why don't we just spread chocolate all over the floor and let Chunk eat his way through?
Chunk : Okay, Mouth. That's all I can stand... and I can't stand no more!
[steps towards Mouth, knocks over the cooler, and tries to right it]
Chunk : I got it! I got it! I got it!
[rights the cooler, but the bottle falls off and breaks]
Chunk : I don't got it.
Mouth , Mikey , Brandon Walsh : You klutz!
Chunk : Hope it's not a deposit bottle!
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Mouth : Senior Jerk Alert!
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Mouth : Chunk, I'm pretty much ODing on all your bullshit stories!
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Mouth : It's locked.
Chunk : Thank God!
Mouth : Hey wait a minute, Chunk. You know I got some naked pictures of your mom. Taking a bath. Wanna buy them?
Chunk : What!
Mouth : Real cheap.
[Chunk charges for Mouth but rams the door open instead]
Richard 'Data' Wang , Mikey , Chunk , Mouth : Thanks, Chunk. Thanks.
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Mouth : Mikey! Mikey! Come on and make me feel like a woman! Come on and give me a nice lickery kiss!
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Mikey : It was a retropactum!
Brandon Walsh : Retrospective!
Mikey : See! That's what I said! You always contradict me... I know what I was saying. It was on the history of Astoria and these are the rejects!
Chunk : Kinda like us... Mikey. The Goonies.
Mouth : I'm not a reject!
Mikey : Take that stuff off, you'll get me in trouble
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[as Troy used the bathroom, he hears a sound without knowing the Goonies are tampering with the pipes down below]
Mouth : REVERSE PRESSURE!
[Troy gets shot up from the gushing water and lands on the floor all soaking wet]
Troy Perkins : DADDY!
