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Quotes
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Clouseau : Does your dog bite?
Alpenros Hotel Clerk : No.
Clouseau : [bowing down to pet the dog] Nice doggie.
[Dog barks and bites Clouseau in the hand]
Clouseau : I thought you said your dog did not bite!
Alpenros Hotel Clerk : That is not my dog.
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Clouseau : Tell me do you have a reum?
Munich Hotel Clerk : I do not know what a 'reum' is.
Clouseau : [looks up the word 'room' in his German dictionary] Zimmer.
Munich Hotel Clerk : Ah, a 'room'.
Clouseau : That is what I have been saying, you idiot. Reum. Zimmer.