The Sin of Harold Diddlebock (1947)

Frank Moran: Mike the Cop

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• Harold Diddlebock : A Diddlebock isn't really a drink.

  Mike the Cop : A what?

  Jake : It's just a little thing I invented in Brother Diddlebock's honor.

  Harold Diddlebock : It's more like fruit cup, really. A fruit cup with - sex appeal.

• Harold Diddlebock : [after letting out a bloodcurdling howl]  There it is again! I could've sworn I heard something!

  Mike the Cop : I suppose I didn't hear nothin' THAT time.

  Harold Diddlebock : I'm very glad you noticed it, because I did too!

  Mike the Cop : Ya don't tell me.

  Harold Diddlebock : I've been telling these boys about it, but they're not sure. To me, it sounded like a cross between a Mongolian lynx and a wounded moose. Have you ever hunted the Mongolian lynx?

  Mike the Cop : I have not.

  Harold Diddlebock : How about a wounded moose?

  Mike the Cop : Likewise.

  Harold Diddlebock : You're probably better off.

  [to the bartender] 

  Harold Diddlebock : Why don't you give the gentleman a drink instead of letting him stand there with his tongue hanging out!