WalterKafka Review of Farnsworth's Fling/Three in a Bed/I Remember Helen/Merrill, Melanie & Melanesia/Gopher Farnsworth Smith: Part 2

The Love Boat: Farnsworth's Fling/Three in a Bed/I Remember Helen/Merrill, Melanie & Melanesia/Gopher Farnsworth Smith: Part 2 (1981) Season 5, Episode 9

Fairchild Fling - Part 2

[23 March 2024]

'See the mystifying ceremony of the fire walkers.' Sounds painful. We're still in the Pacific - somewhere. Gopher calls mom Ethel Merman to find out if he's a Farnsworth. Jim Neighbors is still annoying, talking about his 'pet possum.' I do like Morgan Fairchild in that nightie. She's not bad (but blondes aren't my thing.) Lloyd Bridges has got a case of the Linda Evans. Vicki learns to sing Fijian. I just drink their water. Will Melody marry Captain Stubing and leave behind her school? We're kind of just getting to the end here. On Kafka's Love Boat Scale, this episode gets 2 1/2 * out of a possible 4 *.