Shaggy-dog story plus red herrings
14 January 2024
This rather weak "damsel in distress" story for GE Theater starring Joan Crawford was a shock to my system: imagine my disgust when it turned out to combine my two least favorite gimmicks of storytelling: the shaggy-dog story and red herrings included. Ughh!

Even worse, this is not the work of some hack TV writer, but IMDb lists three unusual and distinguished scribes: Andrew Solt, Gavin Lambert and playwright John Whiting!

What we get is Joan portraying a syndicated columnist who specializes in "human interest stories", driving from London to Edinburgh to cover the famous theater festival there that had been founded seven years earlier. She has a flat tire (a gimmick I had coincidentally just watched in her 1963 guest appearance on "Route 66") and is helped by a passerby (John Sutton), who gets a ride from her after putting on the spare tire.

The rest of the show is lots of voice-over of her thoughts, as Joan becomes afraid that the guy is an escaped murderer from a neary prison, as per a radio news bulletin. Red herrings include a cute kid with a toy gun playing like a Cowboy when she stops at a gas station and a ridiculous subplot of an American soldier popping up who also needs a lift, and turns out to be Chuck Connors, of all people.

This show goes nowhere and was a complete waste of time (and talent). The only good thing about it was that on YouTube the Ronald Reagan intro was omitted - I hate that bum, who started the right-wing revolution that now is (with the accelerant applied by Trump) destroying our country.
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