This movie changed my life. I used to be a drug addict, I used to drink entire bottles of Vodka to drain pain away. That was until I found this movie in my local CEX. This movie has a profound commentary about the human condition, and the class struggle between princesses and millers. I knew from when I heard the magnificent kazoo theme probably recorded on an iPhone microphone that I was in for a delight. My life was changed when I first layed eyes upon the biggest, most voluptuous, juiciest gyat Ive ever seen in a kids animated movie. The princess was so curvaceous, it put pixar moms to shame. For the entire movie, I didn't even notice the janky animation because I couldnt stop looking at her BBL. My favourite part is when the queen said "I love to hanky panky" and there 30 solid minutes of graphic love-making involving the entire cast. I loved seeing the princess shaking her gyatt alll over the millman, jiggling like a water balloon. The moment the credits rolled I fell to my knees sobbing. I threw away all my drugs, I blocked my plug on Snapchat, I started a new life for myself. Now I'm married and have 5 kids, all because of this inspiring movie.
