We have to talk about the missile made with yellow and red DUCT TAPE, a painted foam/plaster cone and what appears to be a spray-painted flower pot on the end! I wish I could post a freeze-frame shot but I laughed so hard! It's a major element for the final ten minutes of the film but they didn't even bother to make the duct tape smooth, so it wouldn't have visible creases! In the aerial shot after they fall through a ground collapse it's SUPER OBVIOUS that the parts are joined with yellow duct tape! Come on, prop department! I've seen better missiles in a high school art class!
I don't normally leave reviews on films. And seeing this on Tubi I wasn't expecting more than a made-for-TV film. But this was an inexcusably bad plot, thin characters... Laughably awful all the way through.
And let's not forget that one of the main female characters somehow survives in the same day not one but TWO helicopter crashes, one car crash, whiplash braking, and a significant ground cave-in that knocked everyone out for a few seconds... but somehow she's not concussed and just wants to go to dinner with her ex by the end???
She really should get a BRAIN SCAN! And so should anyone involved with making this horrible film!
I don't normally leave reviews on films. And seeing this on Tubi I wasn't expecting more than a made-for-TV film. But this was an inexcusably bad plot, thin characters... Laughably awful all the way through.
And let's not forget that one of the main female characters somehow survives in the same day not one but TWO helicopter crashes, one car crash, whiplash braking, and a significant ground cave-in that knocked everyone out for a few seconds... but somehow she's not concussed and just wants to go to dinner with her ex by the end???
She really should get a BRAIN SCAN! And so should anyone involved with making this horrible film!