oscaralbert Review of Donald's Better Self

Donald's Better Self (1938)

This is an extremely important film because . . .

[8/10 · 24 January 2022]

. . . it provides the smoking gun as to how Big Tobacco's $1.5 million (or $29.042 million, adjusted for inflation on 1-23-22) in "seed money" turned into a $8 million ($154.8 million, adjusted) windfall for the nefarious Dizzy Mega Conglomerate eventually allowing these nefarious nabobs to swallow up the M-Puppets, ABC, Pix-R, ESPN, Star Wars, Night-Line, Twentieth Century Fox Movies, Searchlight and the Marvel Multiverse. DONALD'S BETTER SELF insidiously provides a primer to young kiddies on how to smoke. Warner's Bugs Bunny, Fisher's Superman and MGM's Tom & Jerry never do this, because they did not have an animated short totally financed by the Coffin Nail Cancer Boys. Delaying BETTER SELF's release until the year after SNOW WHITE AND THE SEVEN DWARFS made Dizzy's fortune, as outlined above, does little to throw any forensic accountant off the trail of this Crime against Humanity, which literally sent millions world wide to premature, tortuous deaths due to the power of film and the pernicious mercenary instincts of money misers, wealth accumulators and Big Tobacco's Masters of Greed. Can anyone seriously doubt that World War Two was concocted to distract the Public from Tar and Feathering the rodent who'd eventually scarf down Hollywood, and nip Mickey in the bud while there was still time to save Civilization?