In an old-timey kingdom, the Queen (Cynthia Harris) disapproves of Prince William (William Ragsdale) having a romance with peasant girl Jessie (Kristy Swanson). The Queen's Sorcerer (Terry Kiser) turns her into a wooden statue for a 1000 years. It's almost 1000 years later. The story has become legend and her statue has become a tourist attraction. It's a part of a traveling attraction going to a Philadelphia store.
There is nothing here. It's sequel to the original which had some unexpected success. This one has a different curse. The actors have nothing. The characters are either completely bland or stupidly broad. The meet-cute is not cute. I'm also not sure if it could be classified as the first meet. There is potential for fish-out-of-water comedy but non of this works. I'm just not sure if I hate it enough to care. I don't think I care about anything here.
There is nothing here. It's sequel to the original which had some unexpected success. This one has a different curse. The actors have nothing. The characters are either completely bland or stupidly broad. The meet-cute is not cute. I'm also not sure if it could be classified as the first meet. There is potential for fish-out-of-water comedy but non of this works. I'm just not sure if I hate it enough to care. I don't think I care about anything here.