6/10
REAL ESTATE IS FOREVER
28 April 2019
Warning: Spoilers
This is a terrible film that has camp MST value.

In the another ironically named town of Harmony, Mayor Howard Bains (Martin Landau) is using strong armed tactics to take over the businesses. He has his eye on the oriental restaurant and uses Rudy (Don Swayze) to bully people because Patrick Swayze would want too much after his "Roadhouse" gig. Then suddenly a stranger (David Heavener) comes to town to save the merchants from the evil mayor. About 5 minutes from the end of the film his identity is revealed.

The stranger plays his own harmonica to provide his own swagger music. The Troma version opens up with a bit about celebrity brothers. The fighting choreography was noticeably bad as there were frequent mini-pauses during the fighting. The dialogue was all cliche and plot was strikingly unoriginal. It was like watching a train wreak. I had to keep watching. Joe Estevez has a minor role making for a famous brother (Martin Sheen)theme.

Guide: No f-bombs. Sex and nudity (Sally Kirkland, Wendy Pan + Troma extras) I did like it although it was bad.
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