Closet Space (2008)
4/10
COULD WE CLOSE THE DOOR?
7 December 2018
Warning: Spoilers
Professor Jack (James LaMarr) takes the class on a field trip to his closet. This isn't your ordinary closet, but one of those inter-dimensional, break out those quantum terms and make a few up type of closet. Not as good as the one in HOUSE, but it could hold more shoes. All but Laurie (Evan Scott) wanted to go into the closet, but eventually she got dragged into it.

It is not too hard to make a film in a dark room with everyone strung up with Christmas lights walking slow and saying "What is that?" The special effects were cheesy. I could have lived with that if the acting and dialogue was more entertaining. Available on multi-packs.

It was suggested in the film to get the government involved. This would have been classified as a CONFINE SPACE ENTRY. The room would serve as the incident scene with a command and control center set up outside the house with a field full of trailers with various labs and experts. The initial entry would most likely have been robotic, testing the air and performing sampling. Afterwards people dressed out in protective clothing hooked to a rescue winch would slowly explore the closet, performing a dress down and decontamination upon exiting. I think it would have blown the budget.

Guide: F-bomb. No nudity. EVIL DEAD plant rape.
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