Camp Hideaway is a cheap camp run by Satanist who kill people for the Beast. The highlight is when Tina Krause goes looking for missing friends and takes a long extended shower without pulling the shower curtain.
Filmed in Pennsylvania, home of the Polonia Brothers and utilized actors even they would not hire. I can't imagine the dialogue being scripted as folks struggled with what to say. The killing scenes were horribly faked as we can actually see the knives/machete miss the person who then pretends they were hit. HEY! When you are dead stop breathing and moving around!
Now on several occasions I have gotten e-mails from directors complaining about their one star rating and ranting about all their labor pains and challenged me if I could make a better film. Generally I answer, I can't which is why I don't make films, and they shouldn't either. However, in this case, I really think I could do better.
Was that supposed to be a neck with the head cut off?
Guide: F-word. Pretend sex. nudity.
Filmed in Pennsylvania, home of the Polonia Brothers and utilized actors even they would not hire. I can't imagine the dialogue being scripted as folks struggled with what to say. The killing scenes were horribly faked as we can actually see the knives/machete miss the person who then pretends they were hit. HEY! When you are dead stop breathing and moving around!
Now on several occasions I have gotten e-mails from directors complaining about their one star rating and ranting about all their labor pains and challenged me if I could make a better film. Generally I answer, I can't which is why I don't make films, and they shouldn't either. However, in this case, I really think I could do better.
Was that supposed to be a neck with the head cut off?
Guide: F-word. Pretend sex. nudity.