(Sung to the tune of "The Rainbow Connection") Why is there so much hype about this cop drama, and why is it "Best Film of '71"? It has a cool car chase, but a tediously slow pace. This movie has little to no fun. So critics loved it and said it was timeless. I know they're wrong wait and see. Someday we'll find out, why The French Connection won Best Director, Best Actor and Film Editing.