Devil's Doors (2016)
3/10
YOU AND ALCOHOL AND ME. SOMETHING MAGIC WILL HAPPEN.
23 April 2018
Warning: Spoilers
Two college couples are headed to Panama City for Spring Break. They get lost and have vehicle trouble, forced to spend the night at the hospitality of Roy (Tom Sizemore) a nice man who knows how to fix cars, but knows nothing about plumbing. To create some drama, two of the people who aren't couples had a one night stand, and Faith (Ashton Leigh) wants to confess to Laurie (Laura Flannery) she scored with her boyfriend Mick (Jamie Nocher). Roy tells them a story about the resurrected dead etc. etc. and keep the mirrors covered...which they did so it never played into the film in a clever way. In fact nothing really played into the film in a clever way. Oh wait that necklace thing, maybe.

The film was boring, the dialogue was rough, and the female actresses were apparently couch cast. What made the film worse than what it seemed was the awful soundtrack. What was that stuff? Riffs from an old "Planet of the Apes" film? And who the heck decides to name themselves "Elvis & Nixon'? What a sad cry for attention.

Guide: F-word. Brief sex, Almost a frame of side-breast. Kids puking and taking a dump.
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