Sacrament (I) (2014)
4/10
The less you move, the less it's gonna hurt
11 November 2017
Warning: Spoilers
Seven young adults get to stay in Middlespring, Texas known for religion and cannibalism as they "cut through the lies." The town is determined to save mankind one sirloin at a time. We find out it is written "a man whose faith is weak eats only vegetables." We also learn that the "final girl" can be a guy if he is gay.

The denomination and town in general was not well developed. The "feeders" needed a more detailed explanation. None of the kids had cell phones, so they didn't have to pretend they had no reception. If I was chained by the wrist to the wall, breaking my hand and wrist wouldn't be an option until I knew they were going to kill me. The acting was expected for a "B" horror. The dialogue was kept light to maintain interest but wasn't as funny to me as it was to them.

Guide: F-word, sex, nudity (including ginger male frontal)
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