1/10
If you're trying to watch every movie ever made, save this one for last, and if you're lucky, you'll die first.
14 February 2014
This is not the movie your are looking for. You meant to look up Jack the Giant Slayer, released the same year. I thought maybe this was just a localization, like Americans wouldn't know the word "Slayer" or something. Nope.

This is the ripoff version, with actors you've never heard of, low budget special effects, cliché characters, an army that's comprised of 10 people, plot holes the size of a giant beanstalk and much much more.

Now I haven't watched the other one yet, but I can guarantee you it is better.

I couldn't even comprehend this movie, it just made no sense. You will ask "What the heck just happened?" at least 15 times during the movie.

It's not even bad in a funny way, just disappointing. Like you feel bad for the actors and artists who put effort into this movie. And I'm pretty sure the movie poster was designed by someone who didn't even watch it.

If you're looking for a fantasy movie, go watch Jack the Giant Slayer. If you're looking for a bad movie to laugh at, go watch the room. If you're trying to watch every movie ever made, save this one for last, and if you're lucky, you'll die first.
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