3/10
It's Gonna Take a Stick of Dynamite to get Me Out of My Parents House
20 August 2006
Warning: Spoilers
Not too long ago, there was an article I read in Newsweek about a larger amount of twenty and thirty year olds moving back in with their parents due to growing cost of living, high college payments that they can't payoff with their entry level job. Holleywood never one not to jump on trends promptly made a movie out of the movement and even named it after the phenomenon, Failure to Launch. But it's hard as the general public to laugh at someone on the wrong side of thirty when that role goes to Matthew McConaughey (Dazed and Confused) coming off People's declaration as World's Sexiest Man.

But unlike the reasons I stated above Matthew's character instead stays at home because he likes it there; his mom still does his laundry, cooks him breakfast and dinner (and even packs his lunch), and cleans his room. It even seems that he doesn't even help out with lawn care as dad is the one who cuts the lawn; I'm just hoping dude at least pays some sort of rent. In his spare time he even hangs out with his friends, Bradly Cooper (Alias) and Justin Bartha (Gigli), who also still live at home but unlike Matthew actually make excuses to why. McConaughey is so lazy, he doesn't even break up with his girlfriend, instead opts to take them home to "bump" into his parents making them bolt.

The story picks up when mom and pop, Kathy Bates (The Waterboy) and Terry Bradshaw (Pittsburg Steelers), thinks it's time for their boy to fly the coop so they bring in a professional, Sarah Jessica Parker (Square Pegs), who's job is it to get cozy with a boy, build up his self esteem to the point where he's confident to move out. She pulls out all the romantic comedy stops in hopes of getting closer, but once he finds out what she and her parents are up to, even more hilarity is supposed to ensue but instead comes off like disturbingly enough just like McConaughey last foray into the romantic comedy genre, Hoy to Lose a Guy in 10 Days.

And it gets worse than you already think, this may be a minor spoiler, but it's something you definitely want to know if you actually decide to see the movie, Bradshaw gets naked. And the scene doesn't cleverly hide his backside like Austin Powers; you get to see an old dude's butt. How the movie still got a PG-13 rating after that is beyond me. The lone saving point is Parker's moody roommate, played by Zooey Deschanel (The New Guy), whose I'm only happy when it rains outlook is the only thing that is worth laughing at in the movie.
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