If you ever have to see this movie, see it with Joel and the bots. Otherwise it will suck the will to live from your body like a black hole made of sheer incompetence. The whole thing is supposed to take place at night, despite the fact that most of it appears to have been filmed on a bright, sunny day. In fact, night and day interchange randomly through the entire movie as though the director wasn't sure of the difference between them. (Example: couple driving in darkness stops their car, the camera switches, and suddenly they're stepping out of their car in broad daylight.) The characters are all either vague, ridiculous or aliens. Whatever they tell you on the summary, there is definitely no plot. The action is morbidly slow and confusing, much like the aliens themselves. The actual title of the movie according to the opening credits is "Attack of the the Eye Creatures." Many of the aliens appear to be wearing sneakers and black backstage garb, but if you can see through the terrible cinematography to notice that, then you've probably seen "Eye Creatures" enough that you don't need to read this piece anyway.
Review of Attack of the Eye Creatures
