[two Army men peep in on a couple necking in car using an infrared scanner]
Culver: Oh, I truly admire science.
Lt. Robertson: All right, Sergeant, what's up?
Sergeant: Nothing sir. Just testing the infrared equipment.
Lt. Robertson: That means you were playing peeping tom again, right?
Culver: Right, sir.
Lt. Robertson: Culver, how many times have you been busted for pulling shenanigans just like that?
Culver: You mean this year, sir?
Lt. Robertson: Altogether!
Culver: Three times, sir.
Lt. Robertson: We're here for a reason. A reason important to the national security and
[shouts]
Lt. Robertson: don't ever forget it!
Culver: No, sir.
Sergeant: No, sir.
Lt. Robertson: We're here to watch the skies and not the skylines.
Culver: Right, sir!
Sergeant: Are you ever so right, sir!
Lt. Robertson: Bad things are going on up there, right?
Culver: Uh, right.
Sergeant: Right. What kind of things, sir?
Lt. Robertson: Never you mind. You're here to watch the sky and not the skyline. RIGHT?
Culver: Oh, boy, are you ever right, sir!
Sergeant: Right, sir!
Lt. Robertson: Now that that's established, let's take a look and see how the infrared scanner is working.
[the Lieutenant takes a seat and joins in on the peeping]