The movie opens with some sort of space ship crash landing on a far off planet. Maybe why they were in the ship and what they were doing in space was explained, maybe not, I was too bored to care. The really sad thing was that me and my sister had to entertain ourselves, by imitating the cheap, obviously computer-animated "monsters" on the screen. These monsters can smell blood, this leads to one of the dumbest scenes in the movie, where a young boy turns out to really be a young girl, and she has her period. "I thought everybody would like me better." she whines, or something along the lines of that. *SPOILER* The movie ends with our heroine being suddenly killed by one of the aliens, and Vin Diesel, along with the girl who earnestly needs a maxi pad, fly off in a plane while Diesel says some stupid superhero type line. What a dumb movie, I can't believe there is going to be a sequel.
Review of Pitch Black
