Moonbeam_87 Reviews

a-ha: The Movie (2021)

I Know a Hit when I see it

[10/10 · 13 November 2022]

Yeah I don't need to see this to know it's a hit. I know a Hit when I see it. I lived Through a-ha and there song Take On Me. I was 8 When I saw it On Kid Video. Morten Harket was the Lead Vocalist, and Bunty Bailey was the Young Lady at the SAVOY Thumbing through the Comic Book that Comes To life in the Video. And as for Pal Due to the fact his Name is Pal Waaktaar Savoy, I think He owns the SAVOY Cafe. I Don't think I put Any Spoilers there, Maybe about the Videos Behind The Scenes. But This Movie, The Band, and The Video that Inspired it are ALL Deserving of My TM M For Moonbeam 87 Approved.

Punky Brewster (1984–1988)

Hard to believe It's a Comedy?

[9/10 · 29 August 2022]

Hard to Believe it's a Comedy? With so much Drama. Abandoned By her Mother, The Studio Burns Down, The Challenger Blows Up, Casey Ellison Leaves, and his Character Allen is written off of the show. And More. Now What kind of Mall has a Cinema? However with that Said I Remember when it Cost $5.00 to get into see a Film, and a Matinee was $1.00, I miss The ROXY, to bad it Burned down. Now it's $20.00 to see a Film, and that's Even if you can get in the door. After the whole COVD-19 MONKEY POX thing. But She's got PUNKY POWER, And was 1 of my First Hollywood Crushes, What can I say I'm a sucker for Freckles. Punky Brewster (1984-1988) gets My TM S for Satisfactory.

Amazing Grace (2006)

From Warbucks to Newton

[10/10 · 15 August 2022]

Although this Film is about William Wilberforce Portrayed by Ioan Gruffudd and How He Worked to Stop Slavery in the UK. I'm going to Switch to John Newton The Man That put Pen to Ink To give us the Song Amazing Grace. John Newton is Portrayed by Albert Finney The Same man that Played Daddy Warbucks in Annie 1982, The ONLY version of Annie Worth Watching. Newton was a Slaver who Turned his Life over to God, Watch the Film for Full Details. Finney Did the Bald Scene First, and then The Blind scene Due to the Length of Hair Amazing Grace Both Film and Hymn, Get My M for Moonbeam 87 Approved™.

Kick-Ass (2010)

Kick-Ass is

[10/10 · 13 August 2022]

Kick-Ass is Kick Ass, Starring Nicolas Cage as Big Daddy, Chloe Grace Moretz as Hit Girl, Christopher Mintz-Plasse as Red Mist, and Arron Taylor Johnson as The Title Character KICK-ASS. This was The First Film I EVER saw Christopher Mintz-Plasse in. I Have Never Seen Superbad, So I cannot give My Opinion on it. But I did Watch Kick-Ass With Commentaries on, and Found out Through that, that "I am Mclovin'" A Phrase that Red Mist Hates I might add, came From his Character in Superbad.

Where the Dead Go to Die (2012)

AVOID AT ALL COSTS!

[1/10 · 13 August 2022]

ABANDON ALL HOPE, YE WHO ENTER HERE! Heed The Warnings Robert Sanford Thomas AKA Bobsheaux. AVOID THIS FILM AT ALL COSTS. This GETS MY TM N FOR NOT WORTH MY TIME! Because it's Actually a Trip through Hell, Disguised as an Anthology film Centered Around a Black Lab, Named Labby. Where Else Would "THE DEAD GO TO DIE!" I Don't need to Spoil it. The Spoiler was Made by the Director of This Trip To Hell.

Life in a Day (2011)

What Happens When Tubers Unite?

[10/10 · 11 August 2022]

Like I said in a Previous Review, This One I wasn't apart of. Because On July 24, 2010 Tubers Around The Globe United for the First Ever World Wide Collaboration, Directed By Kevin Macdonald, and Produced by Ridley Scott. I wouldn't Start My Channel on The Tube until 6 Years Later. So Life in a Day 2010 Gets My TM M for Moonbeam 87 Approved.

Rocky II (1979)

Adrian gets Inspiational

[9/10 · 11 August 2022]

Rocky has an Ongoing Theme, Lets Call it The ROCKY FORMULA. Because Every Time Rocky Wins, it's when Adrian gets Inspirational, She gives Rocky a Word or Speech, That Inspires him. And This is the first Time Adrian gets Inspirational. Rocky II gets My TM S for Satisfactory, and is Another Rocky Film I didn't see Until 2022.

Dagon (2001)

Mermaids are Mammals

[1/10 · 11 August 2022]

Mermaids are aquatic Mammals Like Seals, The Walrus, and all Types of Wales and Dolphins. Good Bye and Thanks for all The fish. Ever Since May 22, 2018. I've Been Trying to Teach this Lesson, 1 Mermaids have Flat Tails, 2 Mermaids have Mammary Glands to feed Their Young, and 3 Mermaids have Hair. There for Mammal NOT Fish. Dagon is Worthy of My TM DREADED N FOR NOT WORTH MY TIME!

Siskel & Ebert (1986–2010)

They Didn't Always Agree

[9/10 · 11 August 2022]

Thumbs Up or Thumbs Down, Gene Siskel and Roger Ebert had their Thumbs Trade Marked. And Although They Didn't Always Agree, Siskel and Ebert were Still Friends Sharing the Balcony until The End. Rest in Peace Guys, and Thanks for Teaching Me how to do a Review. This gets My TM S for Satisfactory.

Sneak Previews (1975–1996)

Before the Thumbs

[9/10 · 11 August 2022]

Before the Thumbs, There was Yes and No. Gene Siskel and Roger Ebert Were both on the Fence of Annie 1982, but gave it a Yes. Gene Siskel Roger Ebert two Men that knew how to do a Review This gets My TM S for Satisfactory.

Unfit: The Psychology of Donald Trump (2020)

I'm a Little Bit Surprised

[10/10 · 10 August 2022]

I'm a Little Bit Surprised, That I'm Not on the Cast of this Film. But My Channel on The Tube does only have 40 Subs, So not to Surprised. That The Channel That gave the Man that Broke My Trade Mark Rating System, and He got a D for Domestic Enemy from Me on May 4, 2020. Not To Mention How Often I had to clean up his Speeches. He Would Be Deemed UNFIT To lead ANY Country. This Documentary gets My TM M for Moonbeam 87 Approved, Even though I'm Not in it.

The Wonderful World of Disney: Annie (1999) Season 3, Episode 5

TIME FOR A MAD DASH!

[1/10 · 9 August 2022]

IT'S TIME FOR A MAD DASH, TO VIDEO UPDATE! I NEED TO GET THE TASTE OF THIS OUT OF MY MOUTH! OOF, I ran to VIDEO UPDATE so Fast to Rent Aileen Quinn's version of Annie, just to get the Bad Taste of this Version out of My Mind. Rooster Needs to Crow, Which Sounds better Lily St. Regis: Named After the Hotel. Ms. Hannigan: Room Service. Or Which Part? And Punjab and The Asp, Try to find them, Because I couldn't. Annie 1999 Gets My TM DREADED N FOR NOT WORTH MY TIME! Your Better off Watching Annie 1982, Because Aileen Quinn is better than this.

Xanadu (1980)

Don't Walk Away

[10/10 · 9 August 2022]

Don't Walk Away The animated Part of Xanadu a Rotoscoped Michael Beck, and Olivia Newton-John, Animated by Don Bluth, The film follows a Down on his luck Painter. After a Kiss by a Muse Helps him find his Inspiration. Xanadu gets My TM M for Moonbeam 87 Approved, Rest in Peace Olivia Newton-John.

Cats (1998 Video)

Jellicle CATS come out Tonight

[10/10 · 8 August 2022]

Jellicle Cats come out tonight, Jellicle Cats come one, come all. The Jellicle Moon is Shining Bright, Jellicles come to the Jellicle Ball. Now That I have Summoned my Jellicle Brethren on this Fine International CAT day, Let's do the Review, CATS Began as a Book in 1939, and opened as a Concept Musical on May 11,1981, I'll Spare you the Boring Details But on May 8 & 9, 1987 Red Lodge, Montana USA was the first Town To use Schools for a Production of CATS I was Little Joe and we were the first to have a Female Miss Toffelees. Then in 1997 This Video was Being made and came out in 1998, Little Joe: The Moonlight Cat Woke Up from his Decade long Slumber and Now Lives on The Tube. This Version of CATS is worthy of My TM M for Moonbeam 87 Approved.

Cool Cat Saves the Kids (2015)

Needs Editing

[1/10 · 30 July 2022]

This is what You get when You Let The Director Do All of the Editing. This Film Needs Editing, Because it would be Great if it had Proper Editing. But as it Stands It gets My TM DREADED N FOR NOT WORTH MY TIME!

Kirk Cameron's Saving Christmas (2014)

Kirk Cameron is the Biggest Ham

[1/10 · 27 July 2022]

Kirk Cameron was Saying During The Feast to Pull out The Biggest Ham. I guess he was talking about himself. Because he Also said it's about a Material God, so it should be MARKED with Material Things. WRONG, DING! Christmas is about the birth of a Humble King, So it Should Resemble Humility.

The Terminator (1984)

Which Came First?

[10/10 · 22 July 2022]

Which Came first The Terminator, or Boomer? It was James Cameron's The Terminator. Before Bubblegum Crisis had the Boomer in 1987, The Phrase I'll Be Back was First Uttered by the T-800 in The Terminator in 1984. Saw at a Drive-in. And The Govenator is Deserving of My TM M for Moonbeam 87 Approved.

Robin's Wish (2020)

OH CAPTAIN MY CAPTAIN!

[10/10 · 21 July 2022]

I must say but to Review this film there but only 1 way. Oh Captain My Captain I don't mean be so Solemn but allow this poem for now. Oh Captain My Captain If but earlier Please We Could Diagnose better This Disease. The Human Brain can Process Great Sorrows, Joys, and Pain, Yet We will never Understand Fully the Human Brain. Before I Began this Review for you. You should know Before I go That Robin Williams taught Me Everything I know about Poetry Through his Film Dead Poets Society There was a Still of Robin Williams Before I Began My Review for You, It's from The Scene in Dead Poets Society, When The Dead Poets say Oh Captain My Captain, He Turns around and says Gentlemen. They Hand him the Year Book and ask him about the Dead Poets Society and he Tells them How Women Swooned, Love was made, and gods were Created. Not a bad way to Spend The Afternoon Hey ? When I saw That Still it was Like Robin was saying Write The Review, the way I taught you, Write it Your Way. If Robin's Wish was To have Taught and Never be Forgot, then Oh Captain My Captain, Wish Granted. I don't Need to tell you The Letter of This Review is My TM M for Moonbeam 87 Approved Thank You Captain You are Moonbeam 87 Approved.

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Bubblegum Crisis (1987–1991)

MY CHILDHOOD IS COMPLETE

[10/10 · 20 July 2022]

TERMINATOR/BOOMER MEETS JEM/PRISS MERGED WITH TRANSFORMERS/EXO-ARMOR PRODUCED BY AIC, MY CHILDHOOD IS COMPLETE! Come on, You know What I have to Rate Bubblegum Crisis. It's getting My TM M for Moonbeam 87 Approved.

Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey (1991)

Well I got to see George Carlin on the Big Screen

[8/10 · 19 July 2022]

The Only Bill & Ted Film I saw in theaters. I saw it at The ROXY Before it Burned Down to the Ground. $1.00 Matinee. Try getting into a Film for $1.00 These Days. Well I got to see George Carlin on The Big Screen at least once. The Story is all over the Place. So I give Bogus Journey My TM S for Satisfactory.

Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure (1989)

Black and White Ryan's

[10/10 · 18 July 2022]

In the Highlander T. V. Series 1992 -1998 Stan Kirsch, a White Dude Plays Richie Ryan. And in Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure, Bernie Casey a Black Dude, Plays Mr. Ryan, Man The Ryan's are all over Hollywood and The Tube. Fictional, and Non-Fictional, Meg Ryan, and a Stuntman Named John Ryan. Talk about your Excellent Adventures. Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure, gets My TM M for Moonbeam 87 Approved.

Coming to America (1988)

Black People don't get What?

[9/10 · 18 July 2022]

Uh Yeah Let's Talk about how Black People are Treated Shall We. When They get More Than the Cree, Souix, and the List goes on about How many live on Reservations. I keep Hearing Black People don't get Nothing, When there are only 4 white Actors in Coming to America. Black People don't get What?

Kiss Eddie Murphy's Royal Black Ass

Coming to America gets My TM S for Satisfactory.

Bill & Ted Face the Music (2020)

Why are there 3 Tom Green's in 2020?

[1/10 · 18 July 2022]

I Can Barely Handle the 1 Tom Green, who LOVES getting RAZZIES. Why are Bill and Ted acting like him? Why are there 3 Tom Green's in 2020?

Bill and Ted are Smarter than that. Sorry Bill S. Preston, Esq. And Ted' Theodore' Logan, But Your getting My TM Dreaded N FOR NOT WORTH MY TIME!

Rated K: For Kids by Kids (1986–1988)

The Show That Proves, You Don't Need a Degree to Review Media.

[9/10 · 18 July 2022]

I got Started in Reviewing Media Because of Rated K: For Kids by Kids. The Title says it ALL, it was Movie Reviews For Kids and the By Kids Part was that The Hosts were Kids, Which Meant Like Me, They didn't have a Degree in Journalism to do Reviews. But Like I said After watching a few Episodes at the Age of 10, I Thought I'd Review My Own Films, The First 1 I Reviewed was Flight of the Navigator I gave it a K, I Wonder if it held the Test of Time and is Worthy of The Rating Rated K is, My TM S for Satisfactory. I wouldn't be the Reviewer I am today if it Weren't for Matt Nespole, and his gang.

Life in a Day 2020 (2021)

Filmed on July 25, 2020, and Released February 6, 2021

[10/10 · 17 July 2022]

I Filmed My Life in a Day on July 25, 2020. And I Remember waiting with Baited Breath If I was 1 of the Chosen to be in this 1, Since I couldn't Film My Life in a Day 2010, 1 I didn't know about the Filming, and 2 I didn't have a Camera to Film with until 2016. So Yeah This Review is about My experience with Director Kevin Macdonald, Well He's Clearly a Highlander. But Even though he didn't Choose My Vid, There's only So Much you can Fit in 90 Minutes of Film and TUBERS Across the Globe were Filming. And on February 5, 2021 I had Technical Difficulties That Lasted for Quite a While. Life in a Day 2020 gets My TM M for Moonbeam 87 Approved.