A stone found by a swede, written in new swedish style with runes, in a non-circular style which runes are written in, 400 years after the viking era ended..... was it vikings???? of course not, but you can waste hours watching an actor and his mcgoo sidekick ignore the obvious, and focus on non-proof.
Reviews
7 Reviews
Secrets of the Viking Stone
(2020– )
A different kind of flat-earthers
23 June 2020
Warning: Spoilers
A movie for teenage girls
3 December 2013
What a waste of time bad acting, stupid characters and of course teenage girl who almost
gets everyone killed every 20 minutes.
The trailer was interesting but the movie is not....
I can see why teenage girls like it, but everyone else should really waste their time on something less painful.
like watching paint dry.
Twillight was actually better, and that says a lot, the story in this movie is all right, however everything else is just awful.
It's amazing that anyone ever decided to release this
gets everyone killed every 20 minutes.
The trailer was interesting but the movie is not....
I can see why teenage girls like it, but everyone else should really waste their time on something less painful.
like watching paint dry.
Twillight was actually better, and that says a lot, the story in this movie is all right, however everything else is just awful.
It's amazing that anyone ever decided to release this
Star Trek
(2009)
Great movie
13 March 2011
Apparently a lot of die-hard trekkies hate this film, but I doubt anyone could make a film that would satisfy them.
I personally loved the movie, I'm not a trekkie, far from to be honest, but this one was great.
I've seen all the old movies, and liked them, my girlfriend hates them though, she watched a whole 15 minutes of the one where they go back to earth in the 80's and hated it.
So she was obviously extremely suspecious when I rented this movie, but she ended up being extremely excited about it, and said that she'd deffo watch any sequel to this new version of star trek.
And I personally liked it more than the old star trek movies.
It's abit like James Bond, the new James Bond movies are very different to the original ones with Sean Connery.
I personally loved the movie, I'm not a trekkie, far from to be honest, but this one was great.
I've seen all the old movies, and liked them, my girlfriend hates them though, she watched a whole 15 minutes of the one where they go back to earth in the 80's and hated it.
So she was obviously extremely suspecious when I rented this movie, but she ended up being extremely excited about it, and said that she'd deffo watch any sequel to this new version of star trek.
And I personally liked it more than the old star trek movies.
It's abit like James Bond, the new James Bond movies are very different to the original ones with Sean Connery.
Disappointed
3 May 2010
Warning: Spoilers
I was really looking forward to this movie, I usually love movies that aren't the usual everyday predictable script, but this movie were just bad.
It's as if the author is trying way too hard to hide a secret message, and the audience are supposed to watch the movie and then unravel his secret mystery which will makes us all see the truth.
IT fails, because the movie just turns into a huge freak show, of unbeliable characters and actions taken.
It's obvious that the first message you'll see is a fight between good and evil, however the last scene is where reality is, and we've all been on a trip inside the dear doctors brain and his crazy thoughts and nothing is real except for maybe the fact that we're dealing with a mad man.
Regardless of the morale and true story, the movie should have been remade without heath, it's obvious that it suffered from his tragic death, and you get the feeling that they released it to show Heaths last movie.
Yes I was bored, I'd like to quote another reviewer inhere, he said it as it is, and what you feel the director is trying to push through the screen ""I HAVE A MESSAGE, IT'S IMPORTANT, BUT YOU HAVE TO FIND IT OUT YOURSELF. IMAGINATION. WHOOO""
It's as if the author is trying way too hard to hide a secret message, and the audience are supposed to watch the movie and then unravel his secret mystery which will makes us all see the truth.
IT fails, because the movie just turns into a huge freak show, of unbeliable characters and actions taken.
It's obvious that the first message you'll see is a fight between good and evil, however the last scene is where reality is, and we've all been on a trip inside the dear doctors brain and his crazy thoughts and nothing is real except for maybe the fact that we're dealing with a mad man.
Regardless of the morale and true story, the movie should have been remade without heath, it's obvious that it suffered from his tragic death, and you get the feeling that they released it to show Heaths last movie.
Yes I was bored, I'd like to quote another reviewer inhere, he said it as it is, and what you feel the director is trying to push through the screen ""I HAVE A MESSAGE, IT'S IMPORTANT, BUT YOU HAVE TO FIND IT OUT YOURSELF. IMAGINATION. WHOOO""
The Christmas Card
(2006 TV Movie)
Terrible
22 December 2009
Watched this with my girlfriend after stumbling over it while zaping channels.
I guess we both hoped for some kind of happy family cute Christmas movie, but were extremely disappointed.
the actor playing the soldier, seems to have 0 emotion whatsoever, his face looks the same, whether he's chopping down Christmas tree's, seeing the girl he loves being kissed by her boyfriend, or when he's happily surprised by the girl he loves, he's an awful actor, and at no pont did any of us do nothing but laugh at him.
Then there's the cute blond girl, blessed with the ability to count dot's and cheat on her boyfriend, what a catch! and her ambition in life is to live with her parents and count more dots.
So it's basically a story about a guy without any emotion or feelings who falls for a guy who count dots and cheats on her boyfriend, it's as predictable as it get's, and really a waste of time, you gain nothing by watching this, other than some weird laughs, because it's all so corny.
I love it when her dad says that he only eats french fries and not french wine, and they all laugh, that's the hillbilly attitude this movie is about, furthermore, if my girlfriends dad were bossing me around like, i'd tell him a thing or to, but not our army veteran, no sir, he let's everyone boss him around.
The movie is what First Blood would have been, if John Rambo were burn like the biggest wimp in the world.
I guess we both hoped for some kind of happy family cute Christmas movie, but were extremely disappointed.
the actor playing the soldier, seems to have 0 emotion whatsoever, his face looks the same, whether he's chopping down Christmas tree's, seeing the girl he loves being kissed by her boyfriend, or when he's happily surprised by the girl he loves, he's an awful actor, and at no pont did any of us do nothing but laugh at him.
Then there's the cute blond girl, blessed with the ability to count dot's and cheat on her boyfriend, what a catch! and her ambition in life is to live with her parents and count more dots.
So it's basically a story about a guy without any emotion or feelings who falls for a guy who count dots and cheats on her boyfriend, it's as predictable as it get's, and really a waste of time, you gain nothing by watching this, other than some weird laughs, because it's all so corny.
I love it when her dad says that he only eats french fries and not french wine, and they all laugh, that's the hillbilly attitude this movie is about, furthermore, if my girlfriends dad were bossing me around like, i'd tell him a thing or to, but not our army veteran, no sir, he let's everyone boss him around.
The movie is what First Blood would have been, if John Rambo were burn like the biggest wimp in the world.
2012
(I) (2009)
Terrible
15 November 2009
Warning: Spoilers
Me and my girlfriend expected a lot from this movie, we obviously never expected it to be a drama masterpiece, but some nice action and hopefully a story that made somewhat sense.
God were we let down, the action scenes were terrible, of course we know that the hero will make all sorts of getaway moves, but Superman ain't got nothing on this guy.
The movie can pretty much be summed up with.
Terrible dialouge, scene where our hero and his god annoying family get's away just 0.0001 second before it's too late, and then another awful dialouge and nonsense, after where our little superteam decides to land on the middle of what is gonna be the worlds largest volcano, they of course get's away just at the very very last second, let's not forget that a volcano cloud moves at incredible speed, however our hero can of course outrun it in a mobile home down a curvy road.
This goes on and on, I stopped counting the amount of "tense" scenes after 1 hour, but it's retarded, because you know that the good guy and his family are gonna survive, it's obvious and therefore these scenes become retarded and quite boring.
Heck I would have preferred the ex-wife and a kid dying once in a while, it would have given you abit of the "omg are they gonna make it?!" feeling, but it doesn't.
It's an extremely boring movie, there's no "wow nice effects" we've seen it all before, acting is just horrible, of course the bad guy who just shows his loving heart at the end dies, of course our hero's ex-wifes new girlfriend dies a pretty terrible death so we're sure that he'll get his ex back, and of course she forgot everything about her just dead boyfriend 5 minutes after he's dead and starts making out with her hero "what a slut tbh" You really have a terrible taste in movies if you liked this, you gain nothing from seeing it, whatsoever.
God were we let down, the action scenes were terrible, of course we know that the hero will make all sorts of getaway moves, but Superman ain't got nothing on this guy.
The movie can pretty much be summed up with.
Terrible dialouge, scene where our hero and his god annoying family get's away just 0.0001 second before it's too late, and then another awful dialouge and nonsense, after where our little superteam decides to land on the middle of what is gonna be the worlds largest volcano, they of course get's away just at the very very last second, let's not forget that a volcano cloud moves at incredible speed, however our hero can of course outrun it in a mobile home down a curvy road.
This goes on and on, I stopped counting the amount of "tense" scenes after 1 hour, but it's retarded, because you know that the good guy and his family are gonna survive, it's obvious and therefore these scenes become retarded and quite boring.
Heck I would have preferred the ex-wife and a kid dying once in a while, it would have given you abit of the "omg are they gonna make it?!" feeling, but it doesn't.
It's an extremely boring movie, there's no "wow nice effects" we've seen it all before, acting is just horrible, of course the bad guy who just shows his loving heart at the end dies, of course our hero's ex-wifes new girlfriend dies a pretty terrible death so we're sure that he'll get his ex back, and of course she forgot everything about her just dead boyfriend 5 minutes after he's dead and starts making out with her hero "what a slut tbh" You really have a terrible taste in movies if you liked this, you gain nothing from seeing it, whatsoever.
Antichrist
(2009)
Amazing
22 May 2009
I loved this movie, not because of the gore and violence, but because it's... well I don't know how to say it, but it moved me in a lot more ways than the usual movie, this movie makes Tarantino look like a mainstream instructor, this is as much an art piece as it is a movie, it'll make you feel things that you never thought a movie would ever make you feel.
I for one are tired of all the mainstream "good guy's life is good, bad guy ruins it, good guy takes revenge" predictable movies, sadly it seems to be what 99% of the American population prefere, we seem to go to the movies to get a good feeling of justice will always prevail and good conquers bad and so on.
I'm pretty sure that the movie will be received pretty well outside of the states and Australia, probably because our country is excellent at keeping anything that doesn't paint the world pink with flowers all over it, far away from our narrow minded and fragile minds.
I for one are tired of all the mainstream "good guy's life is good, bad guy ruins it, good guy takes revenge" predictable movies, sadly it seems to be what 99% of the American population prefere, we seem to go to the movies to get a good feeling of justice will always prevail and good conquers bad and so on.
I'm pretty sure that the movie will be received pretty well outside of the states and Australia, probably because our country is excellent at keeping anything that doesn't paint the world pink with flowers all over it, far away from our narrow minded and fragile minds.
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