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Frank McKlusky, C.I. (2002)
jim carrey is rolling over in his grave
the dumbest idea, movie, script, you name it how did this movie get funding?? I would have rather seen "glitter part deux"
I have never seen a movie where not a single scene works
or one with a cast with less comic timing
how did they con all of these stars to be in this pig?
when they were filming the gymnastics scene did anyone on the set say "does anyone remember jim carrey doing almost the same thing when he was on in living color?"
every actor in this will delete this from his/her resume'
if the director gets another film deal it might be the 1st sign of the apocalypse
I would like to buy the rights to this movie and make sure it is never seen again
Bad Company (2002)
how to make a mediocre action movie hire.......Joel Schumacher
Mediocre
what else do you need to say ? no character development at all for the villian ??? in a good action movie you need an exciting story and good character development (good and bad) does anyone even remember the bad guy from this movie 10 minutes after its over?
hopkins looks tired in this movie (maybe he needs to retire from the action genre)
and chris rock is not a good enough actor to pull of this one (maybe you can blame that on Shumachers direction)
the only memorable thing about this movie is that I took it back in time to get a dollar credit on my rental account
Panic Room (2002)
and the oscar for the best brad pitt impression goes to.......
do you think David Fincher said to Jared Leto "I can't afford Jody Foster and Brad Pitt so your gonna have to fill in for one of them"
Leto does his best Pitt in a supporting role
the most boring suspense movie i have seen in a while (since alien3) who directed that one?
when Fincher hits he hits big when he misses he misses equally big
Driven (2001)
drivel should have been the name
if renny harlin were a football player he would have been benched by now for excessive fumbles.
lets start with the announcer from the movie? did anyone notice that he was mainly in there to spoon feed us information (i guess if you weren't paying attention)quotes like "bly tried to pass but couldn't" and "they can race in the rain because this is a road course" and so on.
and the special effects ? what was up with that view from the helmet during the rain storm...it looked more like a bad screen saver.
gina gershon?? is she doing that bad in Hollywood that she would need such a small and stereotypical role?
and last but not least the names "memo and tanto" ?
Get Carter (2000)
one of sly's better efforts
mr. stallone would be a good baseball player 3 out of 10 of his movies are good. get carter is as good as you need it to be. good revenge movie. everyone does a good job here. stallone is great as a hitman/enforcer looking into his brothers death and finds more than he wants. the ending is first rate. don't get me wrong this is no oscar winner but its better than most of the movies hollywood put out that yr
Le dernier combat (1983)
great post-apocalypse story
no way it would get greenlighted in hollywood today oh my gosh a movie that doesn't use it's dialogue to explain the plot?? great story everyone has lost their ability to speak. the hero is a man trying to survive in post war europe. he escapes a gang in a homemade plane and finds a doctor hiding a "secret" then he helps him fight off a "brute" played well by jean reno. the movie even has raining fish. how could you not like that ? this movie gives us a peek at luc besson's talent. before la femme nikita, and leon watch this with an open mind I would like to see someone pitch this idea to hollywood and see what would happen today