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Urban Legends: Final Cut (2000)
Is this a remake of Scream 3 or something?
I was so disappointed when I saw this crap. First of all it was not scary at all, it was not original at all, it was totally boring and for one moment I thought I was watching a comedy. Don't waste your time, don't waste your money don't bother considering this joke as a movie! The first one was much better and even Scream 3 that inspired somehow this silly movie is much better (I didn't like neither Scream 3 nor Urban Legend-imagine how bad this movie was!) 2/10 (1 point only for the FX).
Alien Cargo (1999)
Nothing special but not bad either
It is definitely not one of the movies that you can watch over and over again but it wasn't really bad. I didn't get bored though I expected to see an alien because of the title. So that's what we have: An interesting plot (after two members of a starship crew wake from the hyper sleep they realise they've been traveling in space for one year instead of 2 months which is the time they need to get to Mars which is colonised in the future), an average direction and an average casting, an awfully reduced set, an alien cargo with no alien, but yet a nice way to spend a couple of hours. It is certainly inspired by "Alien", but don't watch it if you're into aliens because you won't see any alien, it was more like a starship adventure. (The F/X wasn't bad). 6/10.
Leatherface: Texas Chainsaw Massacre III (1990)
It finished before I realise it started
First of all I got to say it was the first "Chainsaw Massacre" movie I saw and I didn't expect much cause it was just a sequel. I separate the movie in some parts to make it more understandable. (THE CAR PART) When it started with those two bro and sis in the car I expected more because I realised that they would get lost in the middle of nowhere. (THE WOODS PART) They didn't get lost actually, but they were trapped, after a car crash, in the woods, when over the half of the film had been wasted in the car sequences. (THE HOUSE PART) I liked the mysterious and kind of scary climate in the house (there was no massacre neither gruesome scenes cause they were edited in addition to avoid an X rating), (THE "FRIDAY THE 13TH" PART) after the house sequences we have a 15 mins "Friday the 13th" kind of horror movie in the woods (THE END) and then the "surprising but expectable" end. The director tried to surprise us with some of the killers but it was kind of obvious... DIRECTION: 6/10, ACTORS: 4/10, SCREENPLAY: 4/10, F/X: EDITED!!! I'm sure the first one will be much more like "original" and "classic", much better! (But I haven't seen it yet) GENERAL RATING: 4/10
PS Leather face is a very silly title for the movie, Only the very first scene has to do something with a leather mask but "Leather face guy" is only ONE of the killers.
Hannibal (2001)
GREAT!
WARNING: CONTAINS POSSIBLE SPOILERS
This is one of the movies that stay in my mind for days, it has nothing to do with the first part, which I don't like, so I consider it as an individual movie, which is understandable even if you haven't seen the first one. The truth is that there are about three gruesome, gory scenes but you're already prepared before watching it. Hannibal is a cannibal, it's also a horror movie so you should be waiting such scenes. Here is the most intent scene of this movie: At the end, when this guy got his brains out and we see him tasting some. Yum! The following scene in front of the fridge is the most important scene, I think. Hannibal' s love for Clarice is obvious and leave us with this question: Does Clarice love Hannibal too? (Wouldn't it be kinda disgusting? - "My darling, I'm starving" "Oh, you can have some of my finger"). 10/10
What Women Want (2000)
An original idea is not enough.
After so much advertising about this movie I expected so much more, but it seems like the producers as well as the directors haven't realise that the audience not only does it want them to come up with original ideas, but it wants to see an original and elaborate story based on an original idea. The fact is that the main plot was good enough, but what makes you leave the cinema, after watching a comedy, with a smile on your face are the details that make the movie last 2 hours. If they are not able to fill the movie with such "details" then it's time to edit scenes. It was actually loooong and boring 5/10