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Cast Away (2000)
What could be worse than Tom Hanks on an island by himself for two hours?
This movie is the definition of Tom Hanks cheesiness. Mr. Hanks plays a stranded Federal Express worker who gets trapped on an island, and from there the fun never stops! Tom Hanks insults my intelligence and I hope the intelligence of all of the other people who see him as he is; a man who is willing to do anything to get that third nod from the Academy. Nothing would "establish" himself better as one of the greatest actors of all time than a third Oscar. Is it me or is it impossible for old Tommy H. to have a movie where he doesn't try to jerk our tears. I see Tom Hanks as he is. He is a phony, and nothing could be worse than spending my money on watching Tom Hanks on a TV for two hours.
Seinfeld (1989)
Brilliant
Seinfeld has made my life complete
Every part of it.
From Kramer's amazing physical comedy
To Elaine's dancing
To George's horrible way of thinking
To Jerry's stand-up
Everything about it was Great
The Funniest show
The Show about nothing
This show is, was, will always be the Greatest T.V. Show ever!
Goodfellas (1990)
Best Film of the Nineties, scratch that, best Film ever!
This movie was so incredibly well made and even though it did not win best picture there are GoodFellas Fanatics (like myself) while Dances With the Wolves has faded from out memories. The movie goes through the life of Henry Hill (Liotta). It starts off with Hill as a child who "would rather be a gangster than the president of the United States" We meet Tommy (Pesci) Jimmy Conway (Robert Deniro) who would root for the bad guys in the movies. We meey Pauly (Sorvino), and the whole gangster family: "Jimmy 'Two Times' who got his name because he said everything twice. 'I'm gonna go get the papers, get the papers." This movie is funny at times but not haha funny. The movie has Romance, Drama, and oh yes the genre Scorcessi perfected, "Crime"
Goodfellas (1990)
Best Film of the Nineties, scratch that, best Film ever!
This movie was so incredibly well made and even though it did not win best picture there are GoodFellas Fanatics (like myself) while Dances With the Wolves has faded from out memories. The movie goes through the life of Henry Hill (Liotta). It starts off with Hill as a child who "would rather be a gangster than the president of the United States" We meet Tommy (Pesci) Jimmy Conway (Robert Deniro) who would root for the bad guys in the movies. We meey Pauly (Sorvino), and the whole gangster family: "Jimmy 'Two Times' who got his name because he said everything twice. 'I'm gonna go get the papers, get the papers." This movie is funny at times but not haha funny. The movie has Romance, Drama, and oh yes the genre Scorcessi perfected, "Crime"
Catalina Trust (2000)
Amazing
This movie is not only good; this movie is not only amazing; this movie is the best of all-time. Forget about The Godfather, or Citizen Cane this movie Rocks! The movie is anchored by script supervisor Joshua Glyn. Joshua Glyn has his best performance since Dark Tides. Joshua Glyn is moving up in the ranks as one of the premier movie-makers in the world. Special Kudos to Noah Glyn for this film. Mr. Glyn gave Mr. Glyn moral support throughout the entire time the movie was being made. This movie is the best film ever made. Move over Spielburg. Move over citizen cane, move over Orson, a new wave of directors is coming. Josh is coming!
Out of Sight (1998)
Well made film with excellent acting
The movie starts off with Jack Folley (Clooney) being thrown out of a building and then decides to rob a bank. He doesn't rob the bank with a gun but rather he tells the bank teller that his friend is talking to one of her co-workers and if she doesn't give him money he'll order her co-workers death. Clooney leaves with the money but soon the bank teller realizes that he was lying so the cops arrest Folley. Folley's character escapes from prison. From there on out the story goes from Folley's past to the present. From there we meet Lopez's character who is a sexy officer of the law. Clooney and Lopez fall in love and Lopez has trouble arresting Clooney even when he is in grasp. This movie is a extremely well made movie with excellent acting, and dialoug. I would give it a 8/10.
Astronomy of Errors (2000)
Well Made
This movie is well made and should not be over-looked when it comes time for movie festivals. This film has a nice way of keeping things moving. It has a well thought out plot and keeps the watcher guessing. Cudos to script superviser Joshua Glyn on keeping things coherent. Joshua Glyn really shines through here and this could be the big break Joshua Glyn is looking for. The movie is verry good. Overall I would give the movie a ten. So next time you go to a movie festival request "Astronomy of Errors"