Kickassia (2010 Video)
Noah Antwiler: The Spoony One, Dr. Insano
Quotes
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Nostalgia Critic : [over the phone] Hello?
The Spoony One : Yeah, it's 3:22 PM.
Nostalgia Critic : What?
The Spoony One : I thought you were asking what time it was.
Nostalgia Critic : No, I'm telling you it is time!
The Spoony One : Yeah, and that time is 3:22 PM.
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Nostalgia Critic : And so, it is the ruling of this court that you be found guilty for the crimes against our government. All in favor, say 'aye'. Aye. All opposed?
The Spoony One , Linkara , Angry Joe , Nostalgia Chick , Phelous , MarzGurl , Bennett the Sage , 8-Bit Mickey , Benzaie : Nay!
Nostalgia Critic : [sing-songy] Too bad I'm in charge! Guilty!
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Dr. Insano : Ahahahahaha!
Nostalgia Critic : Oh, hey! You gave into the madness. That's awesome.
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Dr. Insano : Whatever happened to the purity of unarmed combat?
Nostalgia Critic : This is just superconductory electromagnetism. Certainly you've heard of it. It levitates bullet trains from Tokyo to Osaka. It will levitate my rocket chair once it finally arrives. And it also levitates... me.
Nostalgia Critic : [levitates]
Dr. Insano : You do realize you're just standing on your tippy toes, don't you?
[beat]
Nostalgia Critic : [zaps Dr. Insano]
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Dr. Insano : Your superconductory electromagnetism is no match for my science!
Nostalgia Critic : It is science!
Dr. Insano : But I'm science-ier!
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Dr. Insano : I would also like my own flag made for me, one with the evolution of man, except with me at the end of the line! Oh, and I would also like my own ice cream parlor. There's never an ice cream stand around when you really need one. Oh! And it better goddamn well have chocolate chocolate chip! God help you if you don't have chocolate chocolate chip!
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Dr. Insano : Surrender!
Nostalgia Critic : No!
Dr. Insano : Alright, I just thought I'd give it a shot.
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Dr. Insano : Help me, Santa! Help me, Jesus Christ! Help me... Santa Christ!
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Dr. Insano : Sorry, Critic. But your reign of terror is at an end. Now, a *new* reign of terror begins! *My* reign of terror!
[he laughs maniacally]
Nostalgia Critic : Alright, you beaker-sucking bozo. You want a piece of me? Well, you've got it.
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Cinema Snob : Weren't you Dr. Insano?
The Spoony One : Eh, I got better.
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Nostalgia Critic , The Spoony One , Linkara , Angry Joe , Nostalgia Chick , Phelous , MarzGurl , Bennett the Sage , Benzaie , JewWario : I believe in Santa Christ.
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Dr. Insano : I feel like a puppy that's been raped by a bulldozer.
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Dr. Insano : I am altering the deal, pray I don't alter it further. Oh wait, here's another alteration. You didn't pray hard enough!
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Linkara : This is ridiculous! There is no strategy here! Plus, he's my archnemesis! It's... annoying!
Benzaie : No, they're right. We've got to fight madness with madness. And he's the craziest we got.
[to Insano]
Benzaie : Are you ready?
Dr. Insano : [Evil laugh] I was BORN ready!
[Linkara facepalms]