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Writers (WGA):
Jason Friedberg (written by) &
Aaron Seltzer (written by)
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From the guys who couldn't sit through another vampire movie! See more »
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A spoof of vampire-themed movies, where teenager Becca finds herself torn between two boys. As she and her friends wrestle with a number of different dramas, everything comes to a head at their prom. Full summary » | Full synopsis »
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Cast

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Jenn Proske ... Becca Crane

Matt Lanter ... Edward Sullen

Diedrich Bader ... Frank Crane

Chris Riggi ... Jacob White

Ken Jeong ... Daro

Anneliese van der Pol ... Jennifer

David DeLuise ... Fisherman Sculley

Kelsey Ford ... Iris

Dave Foley ... Principal Smith

Jeff Witzke ... Dr. Carlton

Crista Flanagan ... Eden

Nick Eversman ... Jeremiah

Zane Holtz ... Alex

Stephanie Fischer ... Rosalyn

Michael Hanson ... Rick

Jun Hee Lee ... Derric

Arielle Kebbel ... Rachel

B.J. Britt ... Antoine

Charlie Weber ... Jack

Mike Mayhall ... Nicholas (as Michael Mayhall)

Bradley Dodds ... Salvatore

Emily Brobst ... June

Rett Terrell ... Max

Randal Reeder ... Biker Dude

Leo Fabian ... Gross Bearded Biker
Dana Seltzer ... Gossip Girl (voice)
Krystal Mayo ... Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Amanda Jacobs ... Team Edward Girl (as Mandy Jacobs)
Marissa Cavazos ... Team Jacob Girl #1
Sarah Colbert ... Team Jacob Girl #2

Ryan Glorioso ... Science Teacher

Bryan Philip Cruz ... Chinese Delivery Guy
Adia Garrett ... Mean Girl
Marcelle Baer ... Hot Girl

Alyssa Overbeck ... Trendy Girl

Nick Gomez ... Jacob's Pack #1
Ned Yousef ... Jacob's Pack #2 (as Nedal 'Ned' Yousef)
Rodrigo Lloreda ... Jacob's Pack #3
John Franklin ... Jacob's Pack #4

Celeste Roberts ... Matronly Faculty Member

Greg Washington ... Photographer

Michelle Lang ... Innocent Woman
Valerie Morgan ... Woman in Line
Sara Blanche ... Pretty Blonde

Matthew Warzel ... John
Parker Dash ... Drunken Festival Goer
rest of cast listed alphabetically:
Michael C. 'Mike' Allen ... Pedestrian (uncredited)

Ike Barinholtz ... Bobby White (uncredited)

Helena Barrett ... Alice (uncredited)

Charlotte Biggs ... Prom Goer (uncredited)
Laine Dubroc ... Prom Picture Guy (uncredited)

Tavaris James Durell ... Prom student (uncredited)
Jude Gavi ... Prom Faculty (uncredited)

Cameron Inman ... Team Edward (uncredited)

Ada Michelle Loridans ... Hustler Dancer (uncredited)
Jonathan O'Rear ... Parade Goer / Student (uncredited)
Heather Brooke Simpson ... Lady Gaga (uncredited)
Sarah Soape ... High School Student (uncredited)
Stephanie Swart ... Team Jacob Girl (uncredited)

Tracy E. Thomas ... Sculptor (uncredited)

Mallory Thompson ... Bikini Girl #1 (uncredited)
Wanetah Walmsley ... Snooki (uncredited)
Chevy White ... Prom Goer (uncredited)

Directed by
Jason Friedberg 
Aaron Seltzer 
 
Writing credits
(WGA)
Jason Friedberg (written by) &
Aaron Seltzer (written by)

Produced by
Jason Friedberg .... producer
Jerry P. Jacobs .... co-producer
Arnon Milchan .... executive producer
Hal Olofsson .... co-producer
Peter Safran .... producer
Aaron Seltzer .... producer
 
Original Music by
Christopher Lennertz 
 
Cinematography by
Shawn Maurer (director of photography)
 
Film Editing by
Peck Prior 
 
Casting by
Nancy Foy 
 
Production Design by
William A. Elliott  (as William Elliott)
 
Art Direction by
Kevin Hardison 
 
Set Decoration by
Teresa Visinare 
 
Costume Design by
Alix Hester 
 
Makeup Department
Carlton Coleman .... special makeup lab technician
Silvina Knight .... key makeup artist
Michael Moore .... hair department head
Matthew W. Mungle .... special makeup effects designer/creator
Douglas Noe .... makeup department head
Koji Ohmura .... special makeup effects: W.M. Creations
Ebony Star Parson .... makeup artist
Cristina Patterson .... contact lens painter (as Cristina Patterson Ceret)
Richard Redlefsen .... co-key makeup
Arturo Rojas .... key hair stylist
Tommie Strawther .... hair stylist
Shunika Terry .... hair stylist
 
Production Management
Jennifer Booth .... production supervisor
Jerry P. Jacobs .... unit production manager
David McKimmie .... post-production supervisor
 
Second Unit Director or Assistant Director
Keith Adams .... second unit director
David Berke .... second assistant director
John Mattingly .... second second assistant director
Hal Olofsson .... first assistant director
 
Art Department
Kenneth Brown .... construction buyer
Gloria Hardison Clark .... set dec buyer
Daniel Coe .... construction coordinator
Matthew L. Crowson .... set dresser
Mike De La Vina .... props
Kathleen Kat Holton .... construction buyer
Phillip Joffrion .... set dresser
Twig Leveque .... prop assistant
Robert Lucas .... leadman
Don Miloyevich .... property master
Tianna Mockett .... art department coordinator
Jessica Navran .... sculptor
William Nutt .... on-set greens foreman
Darren Patnode .... on-set dresser
Daniel Ramos .... utility tech
Tracy E. Thomas .... sculptor
Dave Whatley .... sculptor
Jason Wilson .... foreman
 
Sound Department
Steve C. Aaron .... production sound mixer
Glynna Grimala .... sound effects editor
Gary A. Hecker .... supervising foley artist
Michael Hertlein .... dialogue editor
Xavier Horan .... supervising sound editor
Adam Jenkins .... sound re-recording mixer
Daniel R. Kerr .... field recordist
Anna MacKenzie .... supervising sound editor
Chris Main .... boom operator
Stefano Mascitti .... synchronization
Greg Steele .... adr mixer
Orest Sushko .... sound re-recording mixer
Jon Title .... sound design editor
Nashia Wachsman .... additional adr
Nashia Wachsman .... dialogue editor
Jared Watt .... sound utility
Greg Zimmerman .... adr recordist
John Soukup .... sound transfer (uncredited)
 
Special Effects by
Jason Babin .... special effects technician
Peter Damien .... special effects technician
Jack Lynch .... special effects coordinator
Richard E. Perry .... special effects foreman
 
Visual Effects by
Jordan Alphonso .... digital compositor: Pixel Magic
John Bavaresco .... animator: Rez-Illusion
Beverly Bernacki .... digital compositor: Rez-Illusion
Madalina Bland .... digital compositor: Rez-Illusion
Chadd B. Cole .... visual effects artist
Carole Cowley .... visual effects producer
Michael Curtis .... digital effects artist
Anthony D'Agostino .... digital compositor: Pixel Magic
Joseph DiValerio .... digital compositor
Jamison Scott Goei .... visual effects supervisor: Rez-Illusion
Jason Gottlieb .... digital compositor: Rez-Illusion
James David Hattin .... compositor
Chris Hopkins .... 3D Matchmover: Rez-Illusion
Maggie Kraisamutr .... digital compositor: Rez-Illusion
Paulina Kuszta .... visual effects coordinator
Vincent Lavares .... data manager: Laser Pacific
Ray McIntyre Jr. .... visual effects supervisor
Derek Meeker .... visual effects coordinator: Rez-Illusion
Ben Mitchell .... 3D matchmover: Rez-Illusion
Brad Moylan .... compositing supervisor: Pixel Magic
Sue Nelson .... digital compositor: Rez-Illusion
Sookie Park .... lead compositor: Rez-Illusion
David Ridlen .... cg animator/lighting
Ray Scalice .... general manager; Pixel Magic
G. Allen Stewart .... compositor
Patrick Trahan .... digital compositor
Norie Varga .... compositor
Norie Varga .... visual effects artist
Dione Wood .... visual effects producer: Pixel Magic FX
Neil Craig .... digital compositor (uncredited)
Allan Toellner .... tracking / paint artist (uncredited)
 
Stunts
Tj Austin .... stunt motorcycle rider
Katie Barnett .... stunts (as Katie Mulgrew)
Helena Barrett .... stunt double
John Bernecker .... stunt actor
Emily Brobst .... stunt performer
Trace Cheramie .... stunt rigger
Brian Patrick Collins .... stunt double
Chris Gann .... stunt double: Diedrich Bader
Steven Ho .... stunt double: Ken Jeong
Ralf Koch .... utility stunts
Megan Le .... stunt performer (as Megan Nguyen)
Samuel Le .... head stunt rigger
Samuel Le .... utility stunts
Deven MacNair .... utility stunts
Tom McComas .... stunts
Crystal Michelle .... stunt performer
Audi Resendez .... stunts
Luke Sexton .... stunt double
Mallory Thompson .... stunt double
Boni Yanagisawa .... stunts
 
Camera and Electrical Department
Donald Akes .... rigging electrician
Patrick Barnes .... remote head technician
Giovanni Bommarito .... grip
Darwin Montana Browne .... key grip
Jacob Bynum .... second assistant camera
Scott Calcagno .... electrician
Andrew Jason Clark .... grip
Duane Cooper .... b dolly grip
Larry Cottrill .... balloon light tech
Keith B. Davis .... first assistant camera: "a" camera
Andrew Degnan .... second assistant camera: "a" camera
Ferdinand Duplantier Jr. .... rigging gaffer
Brouke Franklin .... additional first assistant camera
Dan Furst .... video assist operator
Tonja Greenfield .... second assistant camera: "b" camera
Greg Harris .... lighting technician
Stan Hoyt .... rigging electrician
Ryosuke Kawanaka .... second assistant camera
Michael Kelem .... aerial director of photography
Jeremy Launais .... gaffer
Chris Leidholdt .... rigging key grip
Kevin Lippincott .... best boy rigging electric
Greg Lomas .... dolly grip
Luis Lopez DeVictoria .... camera operator: "b" camera
Chris Lovely .... grip
Jon McGinty .... lighting technician
Jerone A. Ordon Sr. .... grip
Robert Owen .... lighting technician
Nancy Piraquive .... film loader
Ahmad Big Thirsty Powell .... electrician
Justin Seyb .... grip
Stephanie Sousa .... electrician
Tim Speed .... best boy electric
Matt Stenerson .... first assistant camera
Shawn Torge .... electrician
Aaron Toups .... rigging grip
Taylor Vohs .... grip
Alex Willson .... lighting technician
Marvin Wright .... rigging electrician
 
Casting Department
Andrei Constantinescu .... casting associate
Jay DeFelice .... extras casting coordinator
Ryan Glorioso .... location casting
Bryan Riley .... casting associate
 
Costume and Wardrobe Department
Myeshea Baker .... set costumer
Donna Chance .... key set costumer
Caryn Frankenfield .... set costumer
Eileen Gonzales .... costume assistant
Vanessa Grayson .... costumes assistant
Frances LeCompte .... tailor/seamstress
Mara Majorowicz .... set costumer
Faye Sevilla .... costume supervisor
Rodney Williamson .... set costumer
Margaret Wren .... costume assistant
 
Editorial Department
Gary Burritt .... negative cutter
Miguel Calvento .... editorial production assistant
Valance Eisleben .... digital conform editor
Jason Gourson .... first assistant editor
Ryan Helsley .... digital intermediate producer
Harry Muller .... color timer
Mike Sowa .... digital intermediate colorist
Steven Trapani .... assistant editor
Anthony Motta .... dailies operator (uncredited)
 
Music Department
The Budapest Symphony Orchestra .... score music performed by
Robert Gulya .... music recording director
Dave Jordan .... music supervisor
Aaron Kaplan .... musician: guitar
Michael T. Ryan .... supervising music editor
Dénes Rédly .... recording engineer
Drew Silverstein .... scoring coordinator
Nick Stoubis .... guitar
Nick Stoubis .... soundtrack music
Rebekah Touma .... music coordinator
Géza Török .... conductor
Jeff Vaughn .... score mixer
Jojo Villanueva .... music supervisor
Corey A. Jackson .... orchestrator (uncredited)
 
Transportation Department
Keith Beard .... driver: honeywagon
Greg Faucett .... transportation coordinator
Bart Figueiredo .... dot compliance
Gary L. Horton .... driver
Aaron D. Moore .... driver: directors trailer
Beverly Reeves .... driver
James Yeates .... transportation captain
 
Other crew
Jody Blose .... script supervisor
Samantha Bonilla .... accounting clerk
Aaron T. Brown .... production assistant
Jane Bulmer .... assistant: Mr. Milchan
Erica Callais .... assistant: Mr. Jacobs
Sean Carville .... first assistant accountant
Mona Coulter .... travel agent
Christopher Crouch .... production secretary
Crystal Dallas .... key craft service
Christopher Dickerson .... additional production assistant
Kevin Gaspard .... location assistant
Will Greenfield .... production coordinator
Bo Harris .... production assistant
Letitia Hoaas .... set teacher
Amber Dawn Landrum .... lead stand in
Andre Le .... key assistant location manager
Kimberlee Lucas .... second assistant accountant
Mokym Major .... body double
Lisa Mall .... production assistant
Patrick McBride .... office production assistant (as Patrick Tollett)
Shaun M. McGovern .... production accountant
Gregory McNamara .... location scout
John A. Metoyer .... assistant location manager
Ian D. Navran .... assistant production coordinator
Steve Newman .... unit publicist
Siobhan O'Brien .... clearance coordinator
Jonathan O'Rear .... stand-in
Rachel Perez .... set production assistant: basecamp
Edward Poveda .... payroll accountant
Citlali Quintana .... office production assistant
Johnnie Ruth Richey .... travel coordinator
Scott Schaffer .... product placement coordinator
Bryan Smiley .... assistant: Mr. Milchan
Jack St. Martin .... assistant: Mr. Safran
Alexis Tippin .... second assistant accountant
Angelo Vacco .... voice actor
Anna Vogt .... production assistant
Jennifer Williamson .... production assistant
Daryl Wilsford .... location assistant
Kenny Yates .... assistant: Messrs. Friedberg & Seltzer
Courtney Shay Young .... choreographer
Jose A. Alfonzo .... title designer (uncredited)
Tony McCullough .... photo double: Mr Bador (uncredited)
Nashia Wachsman .... dailies coordinator (uncredited)
James Wetuski .... photo double (uncredited)
 

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MPAA:
Rated PG-13 for crude sexual content, comic violence, language and teen partying
Runtime:
82 min
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Certification:
Argentina:13 | Australia:M | Canada:14A (Alberta/Manitoba) | Canada:PG (British Columbia) | Canada:PG (Ontario) (original rating) | Canada:14A (Ontario) (re-rating) | Canada:G (Quebec) | France:U (with warning) | Germany:12 | Germany:12 (extended cut) | Ireland:12A | Italy:T | Malaysia:PG-13 | Peru:14 | Philippines:R-13 (MTRCB) | Portugal:M/12 | Singapore:NC-16 | Singapore:PG13 (edited TV version) | South Korea:15 | Spain:7 | Sweden:11 | UK:12A (cut) | UK:15 (uncut) (video release) | USA:PG-13 (certificate #46240)

Did You Know?

Trivia:
The voice-over artists, who dubbed the German version of the original Twilight movies, did the dubbing for their corresponding parts in this film.See more »
Goofs:
Errors made by characters (possibly deliberate errors by the filmmakers): Becca says her dad is the sheriff, but he drives a police car.See more »
Quotes:
Becca Crane:[from trailer] Jacob, run!
[Jacob jumps above Becca and lands in his chihuahua form]
Becca Crane:[disbelievingly] A chihuahua?
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Movie Connections:
Features The Fly (1958)See more »
Soundtrack:
If I Was Your VampireSee more »

FAQ

How does the movie end?
What is the movie Edward is watching in Rio?
Is there anything after the credits?
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85 out of 121 people found the following review useful.
Giving "Twilight" the treatment it deserved!!!, 31 October 2010
Author: davewriter2003 from Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada

Normally, I don't review movies on here, but when I read everyone else slamming this movie, I thought maybe they should get the perspective of someone who enjoyed it.

As a non-Twilight fan (haven't read the books and don't wish to for reasons to numerous to mention), I was determined to see this movie at the time when I wanted to tease a Twi-hard that I personally got to know from my disability social group about it. She refused to see this movie simply because they make fun of Twilight and Buffy, which motivated me even further.

First off, yes, there were a lot of corny sex jokes, fart jokes, pop culture and celebrity references that many reviewers said wore out their welcome with projects like Epic Movie and Meet the Spartans. That may be true, but think about this for a minute. We are talking about a franchise that has spent 500 or so pages going on and on about Edward Cullen's "great" looks, using every descriptive synonym known to man, resulting in the most annoying teenyboppers since Benji and Joel Madden put the oh-so-overrated Good Charlotte on the music map, them and the Jonas Brothers. Ask anyone who has hated the Twilight series from the start, or started to hate it once they got through their Twilight-gushing phase (in other words, they grew up and developed literary taste!) Neither the books nor the movies deserve even a quarter of the recognition they got, because all the people behind it want you to focus on is how a naive, despairing, depressed girl who doesn't know what she wants getting into a love triangle with a fairy vampire and a werewolf. That and how gorgeous Robert Pattinson looks in his sparkles and pale makeup, and the same with Taylor Lautner in his shirtless scenes. The result: hordes of groupie girls going so far as to unrealistically want to have Edward Cullen and Jacob Black's children, despite the fact they are fictional characters. It's ridiculous and absurd, to say the least!

This is why "Vampires Suck" can be halfway appreciated. You can easily laugh at the jokes in this movie because even those who hated it know that this highly overrated saga had this coming all along. And for the aforementioned crimes that this literary atrocity committed, the Twilight saga got the bashing and ridicule it so richly deserved.

So if you disliked it the first time because it made you think of the unfunny torture you experienced after flops like the Scary Movie franchise after the first movie, Disaster Movie, Date Movie, Epic Movie, Superhero Movie, and so on, I challenge you to watch this again when it comes out on DVD, and think about what the "Twilight" saga has done to the worlds of both literature and cinema. I guarantee you'll developa new appreciation for this particular one.

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