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Vampires Suck -- Sink your teeth into the Unrated version of the hysterically funny spoof, Vampires Suck -- with more outrageous humor and bloody good fun! A spoof of the popular Twilight franchise, Vampires Suck is a comedy about contemporary teen angst and romance movies. Becca, an angst-ridden teenager at a new high school, finds herself torn between two supernatural suitors: a moody vampire and an extremely hairy werewolf. From the comedy masterminds who brought you Epic Movie and Meet the Spartans and co-starring Ken Jeong (The Hangover), this laugh-out-loud comedy will leave you howling for more!
Vampires Suck -- A spoof of vampire-themed movies, where teenager Becca finds herself torn between two boys. As she and her friends wrestle with a number of different dramas, everything comes to a head at their prom.
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Vampires Suck -- Interview: "Ken Jeong On His Character"


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Writers (WGA):
Jason Friedberg (written by) &
Aaron Seltzer (written by)
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A spoof of vampire-themed movies, where teenager Becca finds herself torn between two boys. As she and her friends wrestle with a number of different dramas, everything comes to a head at their prom. Full summary » | Full synopsis »
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Jenn Proske ... Becca Crane

Matt Lanter ... Edward Sullen

Diedrich Bader ... Frank Crane

Chris Riggi ... Jacob White

Ken Jeong ... Daro

Anneliese van der Pol ... Jennifer

David DeLuise ... Fisherman Sculley
Kelsey Ford ... Iris

Dave Foley ... Principal Smith

Jeff Witzke ... Dr. Carlton

Crista Flanagan ... Eden

Nick Eversman ... Jeremiah

Zane Holtz ... Alex

Stephanie Fischer ... Rosalyn

Michael Hanson ... Rick

Jun Hee Lee ... Derric

Arielle Kebbel ... Rachel

B.J. Britt ... Antoine

Charlie Weber ... Jack

Mike Mayhall ... Nicholas (as Michael Mayhall)

Bradley Dodds ... Salvatore

Emily Brobst ... June

Rett Terrell ... Max

Randal Reeder ... Biker Dude

Leo Fabian ... Gross Bearded Biker
Dana Seltzer ... Gossip Girl (voice)
Krystal Mayo ... Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Amanda Jacobs ... Team Edward Girl (as Mandy Jacobs)
Marissa Cavazos ... Team Jacob Girl #1
Sarah Colbert ... Team Jacob Girl #2

Ryan Glorioso ... Science Teacher

Bryan Philip Cruz ... Chinese Delivery Guy
Adia Garrett ... Mean Girl
Marcelle Baer ... Hot Girl

Alyssa Overbeck ... Trendy Girl

Nick Gomez ... Jacob's Pack #1

Ned Yousef ... Jacob's Pack #2 (as Nedal 'Ned' Yousef)

Rodrigo Lloreda ... Jacob's Pack #3
John Franklin ... Jacob's Pack #4

Celeste Roberts ... Matronly Faculty Member

Greg Washington ... Photographer

Michelle Lang ... Innocent Woman
Valerie Morgan ... Woman in Line
Sara Blanche ... Pretty Blonde

Matthew Warzel ... John
Parker Dash ... Drunken Festival Goer
rest of cast listed alphabetically:
Michael C. 'Mike' Allen ... Pedestrian (uncredited)

Ike Barinholtz ... Bobby White (uncredited)

Helena Barrett ... Alice (uncredited)

Charlotte Biggs ... Prom Goer (uncredited)
Laine Dubroc ... Prom Picture Guy (uncredited)

Tavaris James Durell ... Prom student (uncredited)

Jude Gavi ... Prom Faculty (uncredited)
Cameron Inman ... Team Edward (uncredited)
Ada Michelle Loridans ... Hustler Dancer (uncredited)
Jonathan O'Rear ... Parade Goer / Student (uncredited)
Heather Brooke Simpson ... Lady Gaga (uncredited)
Sarah Soape ... High School Student (uncredited)
Stephanie Swart ... Team Jacob Girl (uncredited)

Tracy E. Thomas ... Sculptor (uncredited)

Mallory Thompson ... Bikini Girl #1 (uncredited)

Wanetah Walmsley ... Snooki (uncredited)
Chevy White ... Prom Goer (uncredited)

Directed by
Jason Friedberg 
Aaron Seltzer 
Writing credits
Jason Friedberg (written by) &
Aaron Seltzer (written by)

Produced by
Jason Friedberg .... producer
Jerry P. Jacobs .... co-producer
Arnon Milchan .... executive producer
Hal Olofsson .... co-producer
Peter Safran .... producer
Aaron Seltzer .... producer
Original Music by
Christopher Lennertz 
Cinematography by
Shawn Maurer (director of photography)
Film Editing by
Peck Prior 
Casting by
Nancy Foy 
Production Design by
William A. Elliott  (as William Elliott)
Art Direction by
Kevin Hardison 
Set Decoration by
Teresa Visinare 
Costume Design by
Alix Hester 
Makeup Department
Carlton Coleman .... special makeup lab technician
Silvina Knight .... key makeup artist
Michael Moore .... hair department head
Matthew W. Mungle .... special makeup effects designer/creator
Douglas Noe .... makeup department head
Koji Ohmura .... special makeup effects: W.M. Creations
Ebony Star Parson .... makeup artist
Cristina Patterson .... contact lens painter (as Cristina Patterson Ceret)
Richard Redlefsen .... co-key makeup
Arturo Rojas .... key hair stylist
Tommie Strawther .... hair stylist
Shunika Terry .... hair stylist
Production Management
Jennifer Booth .... production supervisor
Jerry P. Jacobs .... unit production manager
David McKimmie .... post-production supervisor
Second Unit Director or Assistant Director
Keith Adams .... second unit director
David Berke .... second assistant director
John Mattingly .... second second assistant director
Hal Olofsson .... first assistant director
Art Department
Kenneth Brown .... construction buyer
Gloria Hardison Clark .... set dec buyer
Daniel Coe .... construction coordinator
Matthew L. Crowson .... set dresser
Mike De La Vina .... props
Kathleen Kat Holton .... construction buyer
Phillip Joffrion .... set dresser
Twig Leveque .... prop assistant
Robert Lucas .... leadman
Don Miloyevich .... property master
Tianna Mockett .... art department coordinator
Jessica Navran .... sculptor
William Nutt .... on-set greens foreman
Darren Patnode .... on-set dresser
Daniel Ramos .... utility tech
Tracy E. Thomas .... sculptor
David O. Whatley .... sculptor (as Dave Whatley)
Jason Wilson .... foreman
Sound Department
Steve C. Aaron .... production sound mixer
Glynna Grimala .... sound effects editor
Gary A. Hecker .... supervising foley artist
Michael Hertlein .... dialogue editor
Xavier Horan .... supervising sound editor
Adam Jenkins .... sound re-recording mixer
Daniel R. Kerr .... field recordist
Anna MacKenzie .... supervising sound editor
Chris Main .... boom operator
Stefano Mascitti .... synchronization
Greg Steele .... adr mixer
Orest Sushko .... sound re-recording mixer
Jon Title .... sound design editor
Nashia Wachsman .... additional adr
Nashia Wachsman .... dialogue editor
Jared Watt .... sound utility
Greg Zimmerman .... adr recordist
Pedro Jimenez .... trailer re-recording mixer (uncredited)
John Soukup .... sound transfer (uncredited)
Special Effects by
Jason Babin .... special effects technician
Peter Damien .... special effects technician
Jack Lynch .... special effects coordinator
Richard E. Perry .... special effects foreman
Visual Effects by
Jordan Alphonso .... digital compositor: Pixel Magic
John Bavaresco .... animator: Rez-Illusion
Beverly Bernacki .... digital compositor: Rez-Illusion
Madalina Bland .... digital compositor: Rez-Illusion
Chadd B. Cole .... visual effects artist
Carole Cowley .... visual effects producer
Michael Curtis .... digital effects artist
Anthony D'Agostino .... digital compositor: Pixel Magic
Joseph DiValerio .... digital compositor
Jamison Scott Goei .... visual effects supervisor: Rez-Illusion
Jason Gottlieb .... digital compositor: Rez-Illusion
James David Hattin .... compositor
Chris Hopkins .... 3D Matchmover: Rez-Illusion
Maggie Kraisamutr .... digital compositor: Rez-Illusion
Paulina Kuszta .... visual effects coordinator
Vincent Lavares .... data manager: Laser Pacific
Ray McIntyre Jr. .... visual effects supervisor
Derek Meeker .... visual effects coordinator: Rez-Illusion
Ben Mitchell .... 3D matchmover: Rez-Illusion
Brad Moylan .... compositing supervisor: Pixel Magic
Sue Nelson .... digital compositor: Rez-Illusion
Sookie Park .... lead compositor: Rez-Illusion
David Ridlen .... cg animator/lighting
Ray Scalice .... general manager; Pixel Magic
G. Allen Stewart .... compositor
Patrick Trahan .... digital compositor
Norie Varga .... compositor
Norie Varga .... visual effects artist
Dione Wood .... visual effects producer: Pixel Magic FX
Neil Craig .... digital compositor (uncredited)
Allan Toellner .... tracking / paint artist (uncredited)
Tj Austin .... stunt motorcycle rider
Katie Barnett .... stunts (as Katie Mulgrew)
Helena Barrett .... stunt double
John Bernecker .... stunt actor
Emily Brobst .... stunt performer
Trace Cheramie .... stunt rigger
Brian Patrick Collins .... stunt double
Chris Gann .... stunt double: Diedrich Bader
Steven Ho .... stunt double: Ken Jeong
Audi Resendez Ihlen .... stunts (as Audi Resendez)
Ralf Koch .... utility stunts
Megan Le .... stunt performer (as Megan Nguyen)
Samuel Le .... head stunt rigger
Samuel Le .... utility stunts
Deven MacNair .... utility stunts
Tom McComas .... stunts
Crystal Michelle .... stunt performer
Luke Sexton .... stunt double
Mallory Thompson .... stunt double
Boni Yanagisawa .... stunts
Camera and Electrical Department
Donald Akes .... rigging electrician
Patrick Barnes .... remote head technician
Giovanni Bommarito .... grip
Darwin Montana Browne .... key grip
Jacob Bynum .... second assistant camera
Scott Calcagno .... electrician
Andrew Jason Clark .... grip
Duane Cooper .... b dolly grip
Larry Cottrill .... balloon light tech
Keith B. Davis .... first assistant camera: "a" camera
Andrew Degnan .... second assistant camera: "a" camera
Ferdinand Duplantier Jr. .... rigging gaffer
Travis Elkins .... rigging electrician
Brouke Franklin .... additional first assistant camera
Dan Furst .... video assist operator
Tonja Greenfield .... second assistant camera: "b" camera
Greg Harris .... lighting technician
Stan Hoyt .... rigging electrician
Ryosuke Kawanaka .... second assistant camera
Michael Kelem .... aerial director of photography
Jeremy Launais .... gaffer
Chris Leidholdt .... rigging key grip
Kevin Lippincott .... best boy rigging electric
Greg Lomas .... dolly grip
Luis Lopez DeVictoria .... camera operator: "b" camera
Chris Lovely .... grip
Alan Markfield .... still photographer
Jon McGinty .... lighting technician
Jerone A. Ordon Sr. .... grip
Robert Owen .... lighting technician
Domenic Pacino .... rigging gang boss
Nancy Piraquive .... film loader
Ahmad Powell .... electrician (as Ahmad Big Thirsty Powell)
Justin Seyb .... grip
Stephanie Sousa .... electrician
Tim Speed .... best boy electric
Matt Stenerson .... first assistant camera
Shawn Torge .... electrician
Aaron Toups .... rigging grip
Taylor Vohs .... grip
Alex Willson .... lighting technician
Marvin Wright .... rigging electrician
Casting Department
Andrei Constantinescu .... casting associate
Jay DeFelice .... extras casting coordinator
Ryan Glorioso .... location casting
Bryan Riley .... casting associate
Costume and Wardrobe Department
Myeshea Baker .... set costumer
Donna Chance .... key set costumer
Caryn Frankenfield .... set costumer
Eileen Gonzales .... costume assistant
Vanessa Grayson .... costumes assistant
Frances Jacques-LeCompte .... tailor/seamstress (as Frances LeCompte)
Mara Majorowicz .... set costumer
Faye Sevilla .... costume supervisor
Rodney Williamson .... set costumer
Margaret Wren .... costume assistant
Editorial Department
Gary Burritt .... negative cutter
Miguel Calvento .... editorial production assistant
Valance Eisleben .... digital conform editor
Jason Gourson .... first assistant editor
Ryan Helsley .... digital intermediate producer
Tim Maxwell .... digital transfer
Harry Muller .... color timer
Mike Sowa .... digital intermediate colorist
Steven Trapani .... assistant editor
Anthony Motta .... dailies operator (uncredited)
Joel Steven .... telecine assistant (uncredited)
Location Management
Kevin Gaspard .... location assistant
Andre Le .... key assistant location manager
Gregory McNamara .... location scout
John A. Metoyer .... assistant location manager
Daryl Wilsford .... location assistant
Music Department
The Budapest Symphony Orchestra .... score music performed by
Robert Gulya .... music recording director
Dave Jordan .... music supervisor
Aaron Kaplan .... musician: guitar
Michael T. Ryan .... supervising music editor
Dénes Rédly .... recording engineer
Drew Silverstein .... scoring coordinator
Nick Stoubis .... guitar
Nick Stoubis .... soundtrack music
Rebekah Touma .... music coordinator
Géza Török .... conductor
Jeff Vaughn .... score mixer
Jojo Villanueva .... music supervisor
Corey Allen Jackson .... orchestrator (uncredited)
Transportation Department
Keith Beard .... driver: honeywagon
Greg Faucett .... transportation coordinator
Bart Figueiredo .... dot compliance
Gary L. Horton .... driver
Aaron D. Moore .... driver: directors trailer
Beverly Reeves .... driver
James Yeates .... transportation captain
Other crew
Jody Blose .... script supervisor
Samantha Bonilla .... accounting clerk
Aaron T. Brown .... production assistant
Jane Bulmer .... assistant: Mr. Milchan
Erica Callais .... assistant: Mr. Jacobs
Sean Carville .... first assistant accountant
Mona Coulter .... travel agent
Christopher Crouch .... production secretary
Crystal Dallas .... key craft service
Christopher Dickerson .... additional production assistant
Will Greenfield .... production coordinator
Bo Harris .... production assistant
Letitia Hoaas .... set teacher
Amber Dawn Landrum .... lead stand in
Kimberlee Lucas .... second assistant accountant
Mokym Major .... body double
Lisa Mall .... production assistant
Patrick McBride .... office production assistant (as Patrick Tollett)
Shaun M. McGovern .... production accountant
Ian D. Navran .... assistant production coordinator
Steve Newman .... unit publicist
Siobhan O'Brien .... clearance coordinator
Jonathan O'Rear .... stand-in
Rachel Perez .... set production assistant: basecamp
Edward Poveda .... payroll accountant
Citlali Quintana .... office production assistant
Johnnie Ruth Richey .... travel coordinator
Scott Schaffer .... product placement coordinator
Bryan Smiley .... assistant: Mr. Milchan
Jack St. Martin .... assistant: Mr. Safran
Alexis Tippin .... second assistant accountant
Angelo Vacco .... voice actor
Anna Vogt .... production assistant
Jennifer Williamson .... production assistant
Kenny Yates .... assistant: Messrs. Friedberg & Seltzer
Courtney Shay Young .... choreographer
Jose A. Alfonzo .... title designer (uncredited)
Tony McCullough .... photo double: Mr Bador (uncredited)
Nashia Wachsman .... dailies coordinator (uncredited)
James Wetuski .... photo double (uncredited)

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Rated PG-13 for crude sexual content, comic violence, language and teen partying
82 min
Aspect Ratio:
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Argentina:13 | Australia:M | Canada:14A (Alberta/Manitoba) | Canada:PG (British Columbia) | Canada:PG (Ontario) (original rating) | Canada:14A (Ontario) (re-rating) | Canada:G (Quebec) | France:Tous publics (with warning) | Germany:12 | Germany:12 (extended cut) | Ireland:12A | Italy:T | Malaysia:PG-13 | Peru:14 | Philippines:R-13 (MTRCB) | Poland:12 | Portugal:M/12 | Singapore:NC-16 | Singapore:PG13 (edited TV version) | South Korea:15 | Spain:7 | Sweden:11 | UK:12A (cut) | UK:15 (uncut) (video release) | USA:PG-13 (certificate #46240)

Did You Know?

Charlie Weber portrayed Ben in "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" (1997) which is spoofed in this film.See more »
Continuity: When Becca tries to seduce Edward, a circular light hanging from the ceiling in the background is switched on. When Edward throws Becca through the ceiling, the light is still on. When Becca falls through the ceiling, the light is off.See more »
Edward Sullen:Hearing you breathe is the greatest gift I've ever received.
[Becca farts in Edward's face]
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114 out of 189 people found the following review useful.
This movie sucks....less than expected!, 19 July 2010
Author: badumtssh from United States

After making the woefully regrettable decision to pay money to see "Epic Movie", I had vowed to stay far away from this movie and any other with the word "Movie" in the title. But, because I am faint of heart and/or an idiot, I allowed myself to be talked into watching a leaked version online because A) it was actually pretty funny, according to friends who had seen it already, B) it was only about 70 minutes long, and C) this Edward was actually hot. After watching it for myself, I would agree on all three counts (especially C….daaaaamn). It's no great cinematic achievement, but for a devoted Twilight hater such as myself, it was worth a chuckle or two.

Sure, "Vampires Suck" meets many of the same pitfalls other parody movies do. It operates under the delusion that anyone out of diapers thinks that a character being bludgeoned over the head time and time again for absolutely no reason is comedy gold. It often relies on stupid pop culture jokes (Look! A Jersey Shore reference! It's funny because it is a Jersey shore reference!) and unoriginal gross-out humor (it's funny because you want to vomit! Haha!). But, so help me if I didn't find myself laughing at the way the film mercilessly mocks everything laughable about the Twilight movies, a series that, let's face it, lends itself pretty easily to parody. In fact, all "Vampires Suck" really had to do was recreate the first two Twilight films pretty much scene-for-scene, tweaking here and there to make the scenes only slightly more ridiculous than the originals. The result is actually a pretty clever send-up of the ludicrously over-the-top melodrama that Twilight lovers eat up. This film holds a mirror up to pretty much everything laughable about the series that proves that a wildly successful book/movie franchise does not necessarily need a "plot": the rabidity of its fan base; the shameless parade of shirtless males; the idea that teenage Stephanie Meyer…er, I mean, Bella, would be the object of every hot guy's lust despite being a mopy sourpuss with no trace of a personality; the insistence that Robert Pattinson is "sexy". The actress who plays Bella, or "Becca," as she is renamed, does a killer job parodying Kristen Stewart's mannerisms (hair-tucking, downward gazes, constant lower-lip biting) by which I mean she mimics them exactly and everyone laughs at them because they are stupid. Mocking Twilight is not exactly hard to do, but I have to say this film does it quite cleverly at many points. I'll even say that the ending is magnificent.

Needless to say, "Vampires Suck" is for members of Team I Want a Boy Who Doesn't Want to Kill Me only, as I'm sure Twilight fans would not appreciate being forced to acknowledge that the thing they love is dumber than a sack of fruit fly larvae. However, since like I said the movie is pretty much just a re-creation of the original Twilight movies, many of the jokes are best appreciated having actually seen them. So you'll probably like this movie if you are not a Twilight fan, but have actually seen the movies because A) you were dragged there by a girl whose pants you really, REALLY wanted to get into, B) you were stoned, walked into the wrong theater, and failed to realize that it wasn't The Hangover until it was too late, or C) you are self-loathing and willingly subjected yourself to them out of morbid curiosity (like me).

So if you hate Twilight and everything it stands for, take a break from your violent (yet strangely erotic) fantasies about Robert Pattinson and Taylor Lautner and go see "Vampires Suck". It will ease your tortured soul, and maybe, just maybe, restore a molecule of faith in the parody genre. It couldn't possibly be worse than "Meet the Spartans".

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