Vampires Suck (2010)

A spoof of vampire-themed movies, where teenager Becca finds herself torn between two boys. As she and her friends wrestle with a number of different dramas, everything comes to a head at their prom.

Directors:

Jason Friedberg, Aaron Seltzer

Writers:

Jason Friedberg, Aaron Seltzer

Stars:

Jenn Proske, Matt Lanter, Diedrich Bader

6 nominations.

Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
Jenn Proske	...	Becca Crane
Matt Lanter	...	Edward Sullen
Diedrich Bader	...	Frank Crane
Chris Riggi	...	Jacob White
Ken Jeong	...	Daro
Anneliese van der Pol	...	Jennifer
David DeLuise	...	Fisherman Sculley
Kelsey Ford	...	Iris
Dave Foley	...	Principal Smith
Jeff Witzke	...	Dr. Carlton
Crista Flanagan	...	Eden
Nick Eversman	...	Jeremiah
Zane Holtz	...	Alex
Stephanie Fischer	...	Rosalyn
Michael Hanson	...	Rick

Storyline

Frank Crane, sheriff of Washington's Spork town, welcomes back his daughter Becca. However obvious the signs, she takes forever to recognize its Halloween-like decoration hardly masks the omnipresence of bizarrely clumsy vampires and werewolves, even in the case of her devoted youth friend Jacob White, whose canine traits extend from a tail to the irresistible urge to chase cats. She falls in love with sickly pale Edward Sullen, member of the depressed, bloodthirsty adopted family of Dr. Carlton.

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Plot Keywords:

friend | cat | teenager | love | sheriff | 

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Taglines:

Some sagas just won't die.

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Genres:

Comedy

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Certificate:

PG

Details

Official Sites:

Official Facebook Official MySpace

Country:

USA

Language:

English German

Release Date:

18 August 2010 (Canada)

Also Known As:

Una loca película de vampiros

Filming Locations:

Bossier City, Louisiana, USA

Box Office

Budget:

$20,000,000 (estimated)

Opening Weekend:

£1,089,339 (UK) (15 October 2010)

Gross:

$36,658,108 (USA) (5 November 2010)

Company Credits

Production Co:

Regency Enterprises, Road Rebel

Technical Specs

Runtime:

82 min

Sound Mix:

Dolby DTS Dolby Digital

Color:

Color

Aspect Ratio:

1.85 : 1

Did You Know?

Trivia

A few of the bikini-clad extras during the graduation ceremony scene are members of the Texas Bikini Team.

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Goofs

When Alice is climbing out of the hole, someone throws a cell phone in her face. The hand of the person throwing the phone appears briefly on the right side of the screen.

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Quotes

Chinese Food Delivery Guy: Someone order Chinese food?
Edward Sullen: [Throws him at his family as they proceed to eat him; to Becca] Let's go! They'll be hungry again in a half-an-hour!

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Connections

References The Real Housewives of Atlanta (2008)

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Soundtracks

Are We On
Written by John Kimbrough and John Gold
Performed by Killdeer
Courtesy of Gridiron Greats Music

User Reviews

Has potential, but fell through

Vampires Suck! is the latest film from those who brought you the Scary Movie series. That being said, I already had fairly low expectations. If you absolutely despise Twilight, like I do, you will probably find this laughable, like I did. In the movie by itself, there were a few jokes that gave chuckles, but very few. Now as a spoof of Twilight, this did quite well. I have had the painful memories of having to actually watch those "films," and of the events that happen in the first two, Vampires Suck went over nearly all of them and exposed the ridiculousness of them. This is really the only redeeming factor that Vampires Suck! has. All in all, give it a try if you hate Twilight, otherwise, stay far away. Don't even rent it.