Little Monsters (1989)

Howie Mandel: Maurice

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Quotes 

• Maurice : We take the shit, we smash the shit, and then we put the shit back.

• Maurice : A man's best friend, His right hand.

• Maurice : Baseball cards? I LOVE baseball cards! -Got 'em, got 'em, need 'em got 'em, got 'em got 'em, need 'em, got 'em, need 'em, need 'em, got 'em, need 'em, need 'em got 'em, got 'em need 'em!

• Maurice : We're the reasons why brothers hate their sisters!

• Maurice : You got your stupid remote control back. Now how about lighting a candle or something? These lights are painful.

  Brian Stevenson : [studies remote]  Hey, what about the batteries?

  Maurice : I ate 'em for breakfast. I'd give 'em to ya right now but double A battries constipate me, ok? How bout a little later?

  Brian Stevenson : That's gross.

• Brian Stevenson : We're in somebody elses house!

  Maurice : No! Duh! Well, where did you park your squad car, Dick Tracy?

• Maurice : Hey, dude. Come here bud. You don't know it yet, but tonight is your lucky night.

  Brian Stevenson : What do you mean?

  Maurice : I mean...

  Brian Stevenson : I know, you're going to grant me three wishes, right?

  Maurice : Wishes? Wishes? Wishes are bush-league leprechaun, pal. I'm a monster, okay. Listen to this. I'm a monster and monsters don't do wishes.

  Brian Stevenson : Then what do monsters do?

  Maurice : Good question. I have the time of my life.

• Maurice : [after peeing in Ronny's apple juice]  Ronny's gonna be pissed!

• Maurice : Ow! Window pane

• Maurice : Ooh, let me get it.

  [picks Brian's nose] 

  Maurice : Hmm yum, you know I thought it would be good but it's snot. Ha Ha!

• Maurice : Don't worry it's just a drill!

• Maurice : Hey Snik How About A Light?