Ok, I really enjoyed Crank, and the Underworld movies. I'm a fan of Kate Beckinsale, Stanley Tucci, Bobby Carnevale and Susan Sarandon. When this movie came up on Amazon we were like - whoa, this should be good.
Nope.
Man, there is just not enough right about this movie. It felt like it couldn't figure out what it was trying to be. The action was dull. The comedy fell flat. The characters were ridiculously one-dimensional cliches.
The worst part about it is that the entire premise - about her explosive personality disorder and needing the vest to Jolt her out of the murderous impulse - is really pretty irrelevant to the story. It's just a gimmick. The story would probably have been a little more interesting without it.
These actors really deserved a better story, better direction.
About 10 minutes in, I was ready to turn it off, but thought it must get better. Then by half way in, I wanted to punch this movie in the throat.
Waste. Of. Time.
(Side note - Was most amused by watching Ms. Beckinsale struggle to emote despite all the botox & filler in her face. Girl - you are too beautiful and talented to hobble down this road)
Nope.
Man, there is just not enough right about this movie. It felt like it couldn't figure out what it was trying to be. The action was dull. The comedy fell flat. The characters were ridiculously one-dimensional cliches.
The worst part about it is that the entire premise - about her explosive personality disorder and needing the vest to Jolt her out of the murderous impulse - is really pretty irrelevant to the story. It's just a gimmick. The story would probably have been a little more interesting without it.
These actors really deserved a better story, better direction.
About 10 minutes in, I was ready to turn it off, but thought it must get better. Then by half way in, I wanted to punch this movie in the throat.
Waste. Of. Time.
(Side note - Was most amused by watching Ms. Beckinsale struggle to emote despite all the botox & filler in her face. Girl - you are too beautiful and talented to hobble down this road)
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