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The Texas Chain Saw Massacre (1974)
Overrated, only an 8 because of impact
I respect what TCM did for the horror genre. It's one of the most influential horror films of all time, having laid out a red carpet for films such as Halloween to take the stage, and I have to give it an 8/10 for this reason alone.
But good golly, is this film overrated. The plot is completely non-existent; a couple of white trash encounters coupled with a revenge fantasy doesn't count for a story.
I'm a guy who enjoys gore in horror films (big Saw guy). I disliked the kills, but not because of the lack of gore. Half of the kills shouldn't even be constituted as kills. This chick gets hung on a meat hook and that's it? I mean, give us something. This guy gets hit in the head with a hammer? Okay, cool, now show us maybe another hit or something to confirm that this dude is dead.
The dinner scene made me want to drill screws into my eardrums and stab forks into my eyeballs. It is one of the most annoying things I've witnessed as of recently. I don't think we need Marilyn Burns screaming her lungs out for 10 minutes straight like she's on a roller coaster. A few screams would've been fine. I can appreciate how disturbing the scene is, however. The three men at the dinner table acting balls-out crazy is a respectable idea, and abuse of mentally handicapped people is an idea that's dangled around, along with family roles in America.
The film being disturbing overall saves it from going off the rails. Sure, it may be mean-spirited white trash, but it has a certain quality to it that makes the viewer genuinely disturbed.
TCM became a horror classic because it was new for the time it was released. It brought an ingenuity that audiences had not experienced before. But in retrospect, this film has aged very poorly. Aside from its disturbing nature, the story is weak, it drags out a 20-minute film into an hour and 20 minutes, and the kills are unenjoyable.
Saw 3D (2010)
Lackluster overall ending with a good film ending
Saw 3D is the "final chapter" in the soap opera-ish Saw film series. The story from the first six films is wrapped up here, but to diminishing effect. A cheap look, paired with a heaping pile of misogyny from the writers, make Saw 3D a less-than-satisfying ending to the successful horror franchise.
The special effects in this film look very cheap. It's rumored the blood was made pink-ish so 3D viewers could see it as red, but that just makes the viewing experience hard on the eyes for everyone else.
The writers must have endured bitter breakups before they began writing this script, which is the only logical explanation for its treatment of women. Jill Tuck is repeatedly mocked and tortured, and there's even a dream sequence written in where Hoffman uses a saw machine to murder a suggestively dressed Jill. Joyce Dagen, the wife of con man and author Bobby Dagen, is unaware of her husband's schemes, yet is subjected to a fiery death in a chamber reminiscent of a Brazen Bull torture device from ancient Greece. Another stroke of bitterness from the writers' part: an innocent female character is given one of the film's most gruesome deaths.
I will admit that this film's ending is a good one; Dr. Gordon being Jigsaw's secret apprentice is a nice addition to this franchise's convoluted plot. Hoffman being locked away in the bathroom from the first two films is also a nice way to bring things full circle. However, the twist ending is spoiled in literally the first 30 seconds of the film, as we see Dr. Gordon crawling away from the bathroom with his foot chopped off (depicted in the first film). Anyone who doesn't have a lump of wet cabbage substituting for a frontal lobe can guess the twist right then and there.
There are still plenty of things I enjoy about this film. Costae Mandylor as Mark Hoffman is an effective villain, and his murder spree in the film's third act is fun enough. Newcomers Chad Donella and Sean Patrick Flanery do the best with the material they're given, and as we've come to expect with Saw films, the gore is a bloody, entertaining mess.
I'd be lying if I said I dislike this film, but the good only slightly outweighs the bad. It's a good thing Jigsaw nullified this film's status as the final chapter in the Saw franchise.
Wedding Crashers (2005)
Almost too raunchy
There's a lot of questionable scenes in this film (watch it for yourself and you'll find out), but this might be one of my favorite comedies I've watched yet. Owen Wilson and Vince Vaughn have perfect chemistry, and the film takes a small idea and turns it into a 2-hour film (a good one, at that).
The Kill Count (2017)
Very well made
This whole series is crafted excellently, with the host really being into it. It's also very funny and full of energy.
Batman: Mystery of the Batwoman (2003)
Solid enough
I think this film unofficially closes the animated Batman trilogy that includes Batman: Mask of the Phantasm and Batman & Mr. Freeze: SubZero, and if it does, this feature does not hold up to those two. However, if you think of it as a stand-alone film, then it really is pretty decent.
First off, nice voice acting from Kevin Conroy yet again as Batman. We also get some strong performances from the likes of Kelly Ripa and Kyra Sedgwick. The characters are also really well built, too, although they don't offer the depth of previous animated Batman flicks.
The animation quality may be a step down from other DC animated films, but it's still fun to look at and has a more cartoonish feel, despite feeling like it was made by a fan. The story lacks a bit of cohesion compared to the previous films in the trilogy, but it still has a somewhat-surprising twist and could confuse viewers a bit. Batman: Mystery of the Batwoman may act a bit brain dead, but it still manages to put its clues together to make a thrilling adventure.
Ben 10: Race Against Time (2007)
A disrespect to the animated series
This is the first out of two live-action Ben 10 films, and all I can say is that if this is what the first one is like, the second one probably sucks, too. Heck, I'd even recommend the rebooted Ben 10 animated series over this.
The acting is extremely poor, with the only exception being a passable performance from Lee Majors. It's almost laughable, but this film generates no chuckles whatsoever, with nearly all the humor missing its target by a mile. Only a few lines from Heatblast at the beginning actually signify any sort of effort put into making the movie be funny for even a split second. Director Alex Winter smothers the film with unnecessary filler and boring battle scenes that try to be cool, but will likely only entertain anyone under the age of 8.
The only redeeming quality of the film is the inventive special effects. Even though they look sub-par, even by 2007 standards, they're fun to look at and they stay true to the television series. Also, the film had a tight budget of only $5 million, considering it is a television film.
To sum it up, Ben 10: Race Against Time's creative visuals can't compensate for sloppy performances, a jumbled story, and humor that more often than not misses.
Elmo's World (1996)
This was fire
All I remember was that this was one of the best shows I saw as a kid. Very engaging and colorful, not to mention also playful.
Apollo 11 (2019)
A spectacular visual experience
I just watched this film with my dad and my brothers, and it was amazing. The shots show the moon and what all the work looked like, and it really gives you an in-depth experience of what it was like.
The Lego Movie 2: The Second Part (2019)
The third best LEGO movie
The only problem I have is the music. I didn't really get into it, except for "Catchy Song" and the Everything Is Awesome remix. I felt the music took up about 1/4 of the movie, which I didn't like. Other than that, this movie was AWESOME. The story was engaging, the plot twist was unexpected, the animation was excellent, and the characters were likable. Go see this movie on the big screen now!
The Kid Who Would Be King (2019)
Hilarious medieval adventure
Some films surpass my expectations (etc. Spider-Verse, Paddington), and some films fall short of my expectations (etc. Marmaduke, The Lego Ninjago Movie). I expected this film to be a fun family film about a medieval legend modernized. And it was. The only problem I had was the pace in the first half, but that didn't stop the rest of the movie from being hilarious in every way possible. The performances were good, although I was slightly disappointed that the dad wasn't shown in the film. The visuals were the best part of the film, looking creepy and enthralling at the same time. It gave me shivers when Morgana appeared on the screen. The story was unpredictable, although the quick pace at the start bothered me. All in all, this is a film that deserves to be seen on the big screen.
Roblox Adventures (Funny Moments) (2017)
Funny Roblox Gameplay
Yes, it may get boring due to the repetitive gameplay and only playing simulators and tycoons, but they are HILARIOUS! PairOfDucks gives out a few good jokes, but MrQuackerJack is the one to always screw stuff and make me laugh. If you want awesome gameplay, don't watch this. But if you want to listen to these two act like idiots, then this is just right for you!
American Dad!: The Worst Stan (2011)
It was funny
Yeah, it was pretty funny. a bit mean-spirited but pretty cool.
Jack Frost (1979)
Underrated Christmas classic
If you like "Rudolph" and "Frosty", then you'll love this film. The animation is amazing, as always. The story is a bit off, but it's pretty good. The voice acting is so-so. The characters are likable, especially Jack Frost himself. Find this online, get some McDonalds, and chill! (ha ha puns)
Frosty the Snowman (1969)
A classic holiday special
What's not to like? The animation is beautiful, the story is delightful, the voice acting is on point, the characters are likable, and the iconic "Happy Birthday" line. Oh boy, that is awesome. While the sequels aren't so great, this film portrays a new level of holiday media, and pushed the boundaries of holiday films in general. If you're displeased with this joyful piece of art, get some help.
Blue's Clues (1996)
A legendary TV show in general
Words cannot describe this amazing show. It's fun, it's heartwarming, and it's educational.
Clip: roblox restaurant (2018)
Surprisingly good
Jerome may be strong in Minecraft, but he's good in Roblox, too! He has nice humor, funny moments, and gameplay. This is free on Amazon.
Clip: Roblox Funny Moments (MrQuackerJack) (2018)
MrQuackerJack is the highlight
MrQuackerJack is better than PairOfDucks in many ways. Gameplay, humor, & commentary. So it's no doubt I like this series.
Roblox (2003)
An innovative game
Yes, it may be toxic, but its fun to play weird games.
Clip: Minecraft Survival with Brick Show Brian (2016)
Better than other survival series
Brian is probably one of the most interesting YouTubers I've ever seen. Not for his gaming, but for his commentary. That plus interesting gameplay makes for a pretty interesting series. It is free on Amazon.
Clip: Roblox Assassins (Murder Mystery Funny Moments) (2017)
His best series so far
PairOfDucks is not very funny at all, no, no, no. But he is funny-and interesting-here. The thing that makes this better than his other series is the fact that its a suspenseful game he's playing each episode. And with MrQuackerJack, that makes things better. If you have Amazon, search this up and watch it. It's free.
The Nutcracker and the Four Realms (2018)
Disappointing
I saw the trailer for this when I went to my birthday screening of "The House With A Clock In Its Walls", and I was really impressed. Then I went to see it with my family. Oh boy, that was painful.
Sgt. Stubby: An American Hero (2018)
Better than expected
While the animation may be somewhat outdated, this film provides a strong cast and an emotional story that helps it progress better than most animated movies. It's too bad not enough people knew about it, because the idea of an animated film about a dog in World War 1 doesn't sound very interesting. Fortunately, it is.
Curious George 2: Follow That Monkey! (2009)
its good
Not as good as the first but its good man. the animation is fun and the cast is strong
Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018)
You've fixed your reputation, Sony Pictures Animation.
WOW. I saw this movie on Christmas Eve, and it was like an early Christmas present for me. Where do I start? When Incredibles 2 came out, I thought, "No other animated film could be better than this this year." And I was right. For about 6 months. The visuals, my guy! I thought my eyes were playing tricks on me! It's better than any film Pixar has produced (with the exception of Coco). The story is great. Hey, it's from Phil Lord, one of the directors of The LEGO Movie, another visually stunning film. The voice acting and music are both phenomenal, and I have to give a truckload of credit to Shameik Moore for his performance as Miles Morales. This movie just proves that anyone can wear the mask.
Fantastic Four (2015)
Fantastic Bore
Now, the visuals look the slightest bit decent, which means bad in my book. The actors actually tried to do their best, but it was covered by a lot of crap. The story is boring and differs away from the comic books. The plot is just too confusing for even the smartest man alive to figure it out. The humor is not funny at all. The editing sucks. And the direction. Josh Trank, WHAT ARE YOU THINKING? From Chronicle to this? Why? To be short, this movie sucks.