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Drag Me to Hell (2009)
Huh. They dragged her to Hell.
Good movie. Does what the title says. Not a lie. Wish more movies did that. Well, they actually dragged a couple of people to Hell. So I guess you get more bang for your buck with this movie, which is nice because if you think about other movies, like Speed, well, they don't necessarily "speed" in that one. Sure they go over the 55 mph speed limit, but that's just kinda normal for traffic. And then if you include the mph inflation rate and how most highway speed limits have been increased to roughly 65 mph on average, then Speed doesn't really hold up as an honest film doing its best. But this one is honest and drags people to Hell. That's pretty metal if you ask me. I'll take two of these please.
The Lost World: Jurassic Park (1997)
Not Today Little Girl...
Too much gymnastics for me. If I could give this a zero I would.
Seabiscuit (2003)
Reverse Ratatouille
When I saw this film back in 2003, I thought it was brilliant. But now, the brilliant minds of modern animation have shown me the truth. This is simply a reverse ratatouille. It's time to wake up sheeple.