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Inglourious Basterds (2009)
What's happened to QT?
i saw this film last night and i was excited to see a film that would bring QT back from the dead as his film death proof is one on the worst films ever made. the trailer looked so good and the title INGLOURIOUS BASTERDS is an amazing title, but both the title and the trailer are both very deceiving. the films called inglourious basterds and the trailer just shows the basterds kicking ass, but were are the basterds in the film there only in it for 3 sequences. i always thought i was a big QT fan i mean his first 3 films in my eye's are simply amazing, Pulp Fiction is on of the best films ever. but then thats it he has only made 3 good films himself, a lot of the film's he has written are good but it seems like he's forgotten how to writer a film. i am an up and coming film maker (writer and director) and now i can see that its the writing that lets QT down in his latest films. there is a 20min bar scene in ingourious basterds and F U C K all happen's in it till the very end and its like this with most of the scenes in the film and its 2 hours 30mins long and i think an hour could be cut out of this and it would not effect the story in any way shape or form. this is a 2 out of 5 film but with some 5 out of 5 scenes. please QT get back to making crime films, you're on of the best at that game.
Frankenfish (2004)
2 hours of my life i will NEVER get back
This films true atrociousness is hard to sum up just so you know exactly how much of a stinking pile of feces this is. Instead of going to the effort of writing a so-called script and creating some of the worst CGI I have ever seen the film makers would have been better off just filming random shots of Dogs having a dump-Hey, at least that would have been funny for a couple of minutes!!! The only good scenes in this movie are the unnecessary scenes of female nudity (oh Yeah!). But they weren't even that good cos you didn't even see anything juicy-although it was way better than the snake oral sex scene from boa vs python! In film terms this has got to be one of the biggest piles of sh*t I have ever stepped in and I just want to say a big f-k you to the makers of this film, thanks for making me wast my money on renting this.
Get Rich or Die Tryin' (2005)
its not as bad as people say it is!
its not as bad as people say it is, don't get me wrong it isn't amazing it could be better but it absolutely does not deserve a 1. 50cent has done a lot in this film that most rapper actors wouldn't do. like crying, a sex scene and a shower scene. you can tell he really tried his best on this film and i feel that he has managed to pull it off. i think the reason most people who say they don't like this film just say it because they don't like 50 as a person most people are jellos because he came up so fast. but you can like it or hate the fact 50 has shone some real talent on the big screen. but like i said before this isn't the best movie of all time there are a few bits that could be made a lot better, like the ending for 1 and another bill duke just sounds like hes trying to do an impression of the god farther and he ant pulling it of well.
Boa vs. Python (2004)
crap!!!
this film is terrible. utter crap it the only way to describe this movie i don't no what the person who wrote it was thinking or smoking but what ever it is they need to stop! just take a look at the photo you can see how bad it is and if your not convinced by that just read what its about. what was the director thinking when this script came across his desk did he think it would be amazing. well the straight to video realise of it should tell him that what ever he is doing he should stop! the 37 people who voted this movie a 10 if you wasn't joking then you need to be kicked of this web site because its obvious that u don't no what your talking about and you would be the last people i would ever come to for movie advise.