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Fatman (2020)
This is the sprout in your Christmas Dinner
I do love Mel Gibsons' films that he's starrred in or directed but this for me was a bit of a let down.
It's like the night before Christmas, full of promise and you look forward to the suprise. But, it's akin to that big box you think is stuffed with goodies, turns out to be a book, keyring and some socks. It's not a bad film having said that, it starts out really good, Mel playing Chris Cringle you get a feel for his character. However, the rest of the cast is just.. sprouts on a plate. The Hitman is lackluster and had no depth to him. Mary ticks the racial quota and the rest of the cast are forgettable.
You are led to a what you think is a climatic ending, a showdown, perhaps a tussle of good vs evil... and then within a few minutes its over.. no last hurrah and you're just thinking to yourself, well that was dissapointing.
Its a 5/10 from me.
Time Trap (2017)
Haters gonna hate
Y'know I actually enjoyed the movie throughout. There are a couple of moments the characters played 'dumb'.. but what films dont have characters that take time to grasp whats going on? It's plot development.
I found the storyline original, if you liked Guy Pearce's Time Machine, you will enjoy this. It's not a huge Holywood blockbuster with top cast, its an enjoyable time travel sci-fi flick.
Those crying about fake reviews probably expected more from the film and had higher expectations, but reading through the posoitive reviews I can see they're genuine.
What did leave me dissapointed was the ending, it was too rushed. They could have spent an extra 10 minutes on the film where they showed what happened to the human race, how they have evolved, what they knew about the cave, but instead it was "Want to go to Mars?" and finished!
Gangs of London: Episode 9 (2020)
Dissapointing
Really started to enjoy the series, it seemed to have peaked though in episodes 2-4. I found I wasn't rooting for any of them really, but started to get the feels for Sean and his brother towards the end of the series. I thought it ended up being a bit convoluted. The Wallace I thought was a business empire, but it seemed though that they went from being the most powerful gang in London to hiding in a derelict building in one episode. When Ed shot Marian I just shouted at the telly it was stupid, she had plenty chance to pull the trigger too. I didnt care or root for Elliot, wouldnt have missed him if he got shot. There was just no hero or anti-hero to back with your emotion in the series, which I think lets it down.
The Predator (2018)
Warning! This movie is bad for your intelligence
I went into this with no expectations as I'd managed to avoid any spoilers, story lines and plot twists. I usually come to IMDB first to guage whether a film is worth watching, but I didnt even do that and now I regret it.
This film is garbage. I guess they thought if they could dub the predator music over it in scenes it will feel closely tied to the original. I felt like that Jakie Chan meme throughout the movie. The bad psudoscience and convoluted story line, the film was all over the place. It was like it was meant for 10 year old audience but had 18+ gore. The predator with little armour manages to avoid hundreds of bullets, did they hire storm troopers as security? I wont give any spoilers away but you can read from all the other comments the bad plot points.
I'm just going to write this off as 'not a Predator film' and forget it's existence.
Bokeh (2017)
I fell for it!
..and wasted 90 minutes of a Saturday night watching this utterly boring film. The reviews here are so contrasting, I guess some people have a certain state of mind when they watched this? something they connect with in some form. I certainly didnt.. having watched The Quiet Earth (1985) I thought this would be on par, but I was sadly mistaken. The acting is poor, I found the girl moody and irritating and the guy just walked about holding his relic of a camera at his crotch the whole time taking pictures. There was no excitment, no highs or lows, no living, just existing, two people walking about Iceland doing nothing for 90 minutes.. it is mindnumbling boring throughout. Terrible film.