1 Vampires have FANGS! 2 Vampires Don't AGE! 3 Vampires HEAL!
What is a vampire without fangs? Every Vampire from Nosferatu to Barnabas to Angel to Count Chocula has had fangs. Even Count Von Count on Sesame Street has fangs!!! It is their trademark, even if they aren't going to bite someone in the neck, they need to have FANGS!
If John C Reilly was 20 years old when he was turned, then immortality has not done him any favors. He's the oldest looking 20 year old I've ever seen! He's only 200, I'd hate to see him when he's 500!!!
If Vampires have "Super spit" as they call it in the movie, then How can Murlaugh give Crepsley more scars. Shouldn't they heal?
The only weapons this vampire has is, super speed (Flitting???) and a very poisonous spider.
What is with Salma Hayek, has her career sunk so low that she is reduced to putting whiskers on her otherwise beautiful face?
Wilem Defoe, He is so far above this movie, He must have lost a bet with the director and ended up appearing in this monstrosity of a film.
This was boring and pointless. If it is to be a kid's movie, I can't imagine what age group it is aiming for. If it is for adults, then it should SUCK but it doesn't. It's just plain awful!
If you like Vampires then, PLEASE DO NOT WASTE YOUR TIME.
What is a vampire without fangs? Every Vampire from Nosferatu to Barnabas to Angel to Count Chocula has had fangs. Even Count Von Count on Sesame Street has fangs!!! It is their trademark, even if they aren't going to bite someone in the neck, they need to have FANGS!
If John C Reilly was 20 years old when he was turned, then immortality has not done him any favors. He's the oldest looking 20 year old I've ever seen! He's only 200, I'd hate to see him when he's 500!!!
If Vampires have "Super spit" as they call it in the movie, then How can Murlaugh give Crepsley more scars. Shouldn't they heal?
The only weapons this vampire has is, super speed (Flitting???) and a very poisonous spider.
What is with Salma Hayek, has her career sunk so low that she is reduced to putting whiskers on her otherwise beautiful face?
Wilem Defoe, He is so far above this movie, He must have lost a bet with the director and ended up appearing in this monstrosity of a film.
This was boring and pointless. If it is to be a kid's movie, I can't imagine what age group it is aiming for. If it is for adults, then it should SUCK but it doesn't. It's just plain awful!
If you like Vampires then, PLEASE DO NOT WASTE YOUR TIME.
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