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Obi-Wan Kenobi (2022)
Not impressed
Pretty to look at but bad writing, amateurish acting, annoying characters and lacking substance. Let's hope episode 3 is better but I wouldn't bet on it.
Taineun Jiokida (2019)
Winner of the hot mess of the year award goes to...
Confusing and illogical storylines, plot holes galore, idiotic and unlikeable main characters, ridiculous dialogue and the introduction of new characters later on that serve absolutely no purpose are just a few of the things that plague this series. Four out of the five stars I give this series were for the creep factor it and the music.
Dead & Beautiful (2021)
Must be pretty slim pickin's for Shudder...
....for them to stream this steaming pile of crap. This is the Seinfeld film of vampires because it's a film about nothing, as in nothing happens. Absolutely nothing.
Invasion (2021)
Just enough to keep me watching
Those Malik kids have got to be the most annoying kids in television history. The only thing that can save this show is if one of those aliens finally appears and eats those damned kids.
Rang song (2021)
Disturbingly well done!
A must watch for any horror fan. The casting, locales, and the performances are all incredible. The actress that plays the medium was so convincing that I thought I was watching a real documentary. It wasn't until I checked IMDB did I realize they were all actresses and actors. A disturbing, thrilling ride!
Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings (2021)
Who wrote this garbage?!
What the hell did I just watch? While nice to look at, the story makes no sense and is all over the place. Worst movie in the MCU by far - lost count of the lame and cringe-worthy moments.
Loki (2021)
I wanted to like it
Wow, this is pretty bad. And difficult to follow. The story, the acting, the action scenes, are all a complete mess.
Kingdom: Ashin-jeon (2021)
Now this how you make a zombie movie!
Great addition to the Kingdom franchise! Take note Zack Snyder, this how you make a zombie movie. Army of the Dead was trash!
Jiao tou 2: Wang zhe zai qi (2018)
Laughable
Laughable acting, laughable script, laughable "action" sequences. An absolute piece of garbage.
Seuwiteuhom (2020)
How in the hell is this show getting 7+ plus ratings?!?
CGI is garbage, story is all over the place, choppy editing and the characters are either annoying or moronic. How this series is getting more than a 5 rating is beyond me
Tenet (2020)
What the hell did I just watch?
I cannot believe it took Nolan a decade to create this garbage!
Fear the Walking Dead (2015)
Downhill after season 1
Dear Season 4, you were painful to watch. Now I have to suffer through season 5 before I can get to 6.
The Boys (2019)
Season 2 blows
Am I missing something here? Season 1 was exceptional but season 2 has been a complete drag. Am trying so hard to force myself to finish it.
The Outpost (2019)
Snoozefest
What a waste of 2.5 hours. Zero story, zero character development, action sequences are chaotic and go no where. An absolute disaster of a film.
Game of Zones (2014)
Brilliant!
If you're a fan of GoT and the NBA, then you're
going to love this witty series. Had me laughing out loud.
Star Trek: Discovery (2017)
Gets better towards the end
I was ready to call it quits after 6 uneventful episodes but things turned around for the better quickly and now I can't stop watching!
Giri/Haji: Episode #1.4 (2019)
Yuto - the deadliest assassin in Tokyo?!
How is Yuto the "deadliest assassin in Tokyo" when he was getting his ass handed to him and being rag dolled by some chump in this episode?
The Meg (2018)
Cheesy dialogue
Not a bad watch for a lazy Saturday afternoon. But the dialogue is so ridiculously bad!
Ghost Stories (2017)
What a waste of time!
Not sure if the Brits have a different idea of horror but don't waste your time on this rubbish!
Extraction (2020)
Non stop adrenaline!
Pretty simple storyline but incredible, insane action sequences. Two hours of mindless fun!
Zombieland: Double Tap (2019)
Fun movie
It's not without it's downfalls but a fun 2
plus hours that takes your mind off of the craziness happening around the world right now.
Uncut Gems (2019)
OMG what a hot mess!
Yelling on top of yelling and then more yelling! 2 hours of my life I'll never get back.